Connie switching to a shorter, squarer nail shape after the first time she and Hudson have sex because her beautiful almond acrylic nails were too sharp in his pussy. Blushing and demure and a little smug in the nail salon when her nail tech asks her why she wants to change after years of almonds. Thank you that's all.
oh my goddd
now that bighud insists on helping pay for her nails, she's started going to a slightly fancier salon because hudson wants her to treat herself and it's the sort of place where you get champagne while they do your nails.
she's already hiding behind her glass a little when she asks for the shorter, blunter shape, and Lorraine clocks her immediately. there's gossip afoot and she's sniffed it out like a bloodhound.
connie is bright red, taking a looooong sip of her champagne while she gets up the courage to answer. she knows that just saying that hudson prefers them that way won't cut it, Lorraine would insist that her preference matters more.
and she can't really tell the truth, can she?
that last weekend they'd snuggled up on the couch to watch a few episodes of the repair shop, and that somehow she'd spent the better part of the afternoon knuckle deep in hudson's pussy, teasing at the tip of his dick with her thumb and by the time it's all said and done and she lets him cum, fucking himself on her fingers and rubbing his cock against the palm of her hand he realizes that actually ouch her nails had stabbed and scraped him a bit, especially as he'd lost some coordination near the end. that's okay, he'd said, next time they'd just have to be a bit more careful
but when connie thought about how warm and plush he is inside, how his walls hug her, how tender and vulnerable being inside him is for both of them, and when they eventually separate the slick covering her hand has a small pink streak through it, she can't bear the thought of hurting him there again
so her nail shape needed to change.
but she can't say all that.
so she handwaves something about gardening and breaking them
Lorraine nods, unconvinced, and tops up Connie's glass. they don't call her the fairy gossip mother for nothing.
Transfemme transmasc solidarity is being exocted about womb transplants but for entirely opposite reasons 🤰🤰🤰
literallyyyyyyy….. I’m not currently planning on a hysterectomy because its just kinda chillin in there but the Second I can give one to a transfem I will hand that shit over in a heartbeat so I can’t imagine how much better it would be for all the people who already want their uterus out. also fun fact I have a friend who is getting a hysterectomy and is fully actually planning on eating it. they’ve done the paperwork and everything
when i saw that garofano skin i moaned like 😭💕💕 just take my money, mommy please?? and look at her fingers. UGH i need her deep inside while i sit on her lap, begging and sobbing with overstimulation.
i'm just feral for mother😔 i need her to praise me while i take her fingers so well and be a good girl to make her happy💕
God… Mommy Garofano’s fingers look so long and flexible 😖
They’d be able to stretch you so wide and deep with no hesitation. Just Garofano’s long, experienced fingers thrusting into you softly while you sit on her lap and look all cute for her to enjoy. Just mommy’s perfect little eye candy for her to kiss, to bite, to spoil…hnnnn she loves her baby girl so much 💕💕
Wanna suck on her tits and look up at her while she fingers me nice and slow. She looks so tired all the time, but her fingers are itching to sink themselves deep into the velvety walls of your warm pussy, wanting to see her pretty girl moan so needily cuz’ she needs Garofano to fuck her every night. She may be old, but she does such a good job. Older women know how to please other women best…
