My dumb, optimistic bisexual ass: Oh sweet! Funny Witcher meme! I’ll follow this cool new blog. Woohoo!
That blog I just followed: FUCK fanfic writers. Fuck people who ship the Witchers at all ever. Fuck the book fans. Fuck the show fans. Fuck you. Fuck me. Fuck the author of the books. Fuck the video game devs. Fuck the showrunner. Fuck everyone I hate my favorite piece of media being enjoyed by anyone else for any other purpose than dark academic reasons! Unless you want to write me a 10 page paper with MLA citations about why Eskel shouldn’t be shipped with anyone ever and why Jaskier is a stupid character, don’t interact with me!
My dumb, optimistic bisexual ass now on the verge of tears: Okay... so I might have made a mistake.













