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i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011
The longer this goes on for the funnier it gets
you’d think the world’s most powerful laser would be tenured
I found my old pokemon book- i dont know who i relate to the most
giovanni wrote this
Every book in the History of Literature summed up in a single sentence
I ugly-laughed at several of these.
@pyrrhicsolipsism OMG YES I LOVE THIS YOU WERE RIGHT.
Really feeling the Middle English vibes today :/
So, I’ve “painted” white german shepherds using food coloring, but I’d never thought about painting a black dog (not that I’ve ever had one to paint anyway) before. I wonder how hard it is to get glow in the dark non-toxic face paint out of fur…
http://imgur.com/aKndIcZ
This is sims 3 irl
Perfectly timed wedding photo
so she’s marrying a shark in disguise right
when will my reflection show
who i am
inside
Nobody suspects a thing
Ok sso I wanted to reply to this with a screencap of an erotic wereshark novel because I knew that one had to exist. The problem I had wasn’t finding one. It was finding that there are TOO MANY TO CHOOSE FROM.
The Shape of Water (2017)
I’m coining generation Nobody Knows for people born in 1995-2000
generation Nobody Knows has the qualities of both Millennials and Gen Z. We are broke and miserable like Millenials and frothing at the mouth and out for blood like Gen Z.
we have the aggression, and also the depression
you know when it’s two am
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I don’t hang out with white dudes who use mustache wax anymore bc it’s only a matter of time b4 they fall in love with me and find out I’m gay and write a song on their…idk..their fuckin harpsichord or banjo or ukulele about the girl from the forest who broke their heart but also they don’t even like hiking
i know this seems oddly specific & that’s bc it is
Someone: If you could have any one super power what w-
Trans and nb people:
Not to be controversial but every pokemon gym leader is trans
Do cis people have names like misty? bugsey? Flannery? Gardenia? Burgh? I think not
Same for the trainers .. you don’t get to have a cool name that’s also a color/ precious metal/gemstone and also be cis
I yelled at a woman for putting an entire trolley on a top shelf of an aisle in a supermarket - her kid was still in the trolley, and the shelf was full of glass bottles.
I had to check if this was @fuck-customers or @one-time-i-dreamt because honestly, both would be plausible.
this is SUCH a fucking power move
what i wanna know is how captcha technology went from having to type in a barely readable code, to just. clicking a button. how does this tell you im not a robot. can robots Not press the big funky button
I know this is a shitpost but just in case you don’t know, it actually tracks the way the cursor moves. Bots can click it instantly and moving in a perfectly straight line, people take a few milliseconds to react and move the mouse imperfectly. If the computer’s still not sure whether you’re a human or not, it makes you do the 3x3 photo grid thing I never seem to get right
Humans best feature: our wiggles.
if you ever wanna win at trivia night make sure you have an autistic person and or a person with adhd on your team
we know so much about everything. if it exists it’s probably been our spIn or hyperfixation at some point and when it is, we know everything there is to know about it. we know Everything
I have autism and ADHD, does that make me like the Trivia Queen or something?
i am quaking in my boots wanna join my trivia team