#writes itself

[crewdlydrawn]

Okay but hear me out, fellow torsewellers…

Remember when Fierro of the clockwork crew of Goldbeard’s ship said that one could ‘build a baby’ from Comfrey’s pocket watch…?

And baby makes three. Just saying.

[lisavetbathory]

I’m just wondering - where’s the calendiles the mummy au?

[scribe-of-stories]

An earlier conversation with a good friend (@sunset-a-story) got me thinking. How many undead entities can one person produce? Does a zombie need a skeleton, or can you raise them both separately? Could the blood be animated into some kind of slime creature at the same time? Assuming the soul leaving the material plane punched a them shaped whole into reality (thus spawning a ghost), could that same soul also come back as a wraith to take vengeance on their ill fated death? And to top it off: what if that same person is a telepath who stored a copy of their neural engram into someone else so that a psychic ghost also exists in their head?

What is forming in my brain is a comedy about a occult found family who is mainly made up of multiple fucked up versions of the same person.

[rowanthestrange]

Tecteun and Rassilon are kind of opposing but also complimentary, in a way that even if you never see them linked on screen, you can still really see how they would fit together practically.

Shadow Government and Government.

Abusive Scientific Power and Abusive Mythological Power.

Elite Technocracy and President.

Mad Scientist and Cult Leader.

[tangerinequeen19]

28 Official Programme podcast when

[castiellesbian]

cowards for not making a rowena prequel

[signaturedish]

So it’s been like 40 years since the first Transformers tv show. Isn’t it kind of weird we’ve never gotten an all girl spin off?

Like. Don’t get me wrong. I’m glad the producers didn’t explicitly state that the entire franchise is for boys and for girls to stay in their lane- I hate gendered spin-offs on concept alone.

But in the hyper-focus marketing atmosphere of the 80’s and with Transformers’ fairly steady success up to the 2000’s you’d think someone would’ve tried by now.

Anyway. All that to say-

If a girlboss commercial feminist spin off ever crawls out of the darkest pits, would it be a full gender swap of all the most popular characters or a mixup of rarely used female characters and characters hastily created for the show who are all somehow related to popular male characters.

Also, how long would it take before a gadget/small Transformer turned into a Totally Spies style makeup fashion toy for merchandising?