Brain: Hey here’s a new story idea-
Me: NO! No, no, no! Brain, we specifically need to do homework today because that’s what you said last week.
Brain: ...but it’s so cool, and if you don’t write it into existence you’ll forget it.
Me: noooo I need to do this homework first, then we can talk-
Brain: Nope, you’re writing first.
Me: Where did this pen even come from??
Brain: I suggest you write fast, that homework looks pretty important. We should probably get around to that sometime.
Me: WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

















