I spotted that old ad a couple of days ago, and according to @dduane our exchange went something like this:
PM: Hey look, a Fairy Gannet...
DD: That’s nice.
PM: ...and a couple of Motor Torpedo Boats! They’re Fairmile not Vosper, I think. The gun’s wrong for a Vosper.
DD: Um, okay.
PM: You don’t usually see stuff like that except on model-kit boxes.
DD: I’ll take your word for it.
PM: See what I mean? Of course that one IS a Vosper.
DD: Of course it is.
DD: ...
DD: Cigarette ads just never hit the right buttons with you, did they?















