#wrong text meme

[hookwinked]

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Send me a ✉ for a text message not meant for your muse.

[txt] It’s a matter of transferring the data node from one transceiver to the next. It shouldn’t take more than an hour to complete. Why has this progressed into a third /day/?!

[hookwinked]

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Send me a ✉ for a text message not meant for your muse.

[txt] No, she doesn’t know yet. I’m trying to keep it a surprise, alright?

[princessofgotham--moved-blog]

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[text]: What the hell kind of gift is that?

[text]: You can’t get someone a battleaxe for Christmas.

[mirkstrolls]

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XA: No, he’s stiLL-LL at the viLL-LLage, he said he’d be gone a few nights.XA: Oh gosh, wait, that was meant to go to Pertha, sorry Vatrra. =:-p

IT: While I am sensitive to the humiliation thou must feel, I am in no way responsible for thy inability to Compete with my slam-poetry skills, and I have no intention of CommenCing a Caliginous flirtation with thee. Please desist from sending hoofbeast exCrement to my hive.IT: … It oCCureth to me that this is the wrong number . My sinCerest apologies, fair stranger.

XA: NO NO NO SET THE KETTL-LE DOWN THAT’S NOT WHAT IT’S FORXA: Oh no I think I L-Left my thingummy on.XA: What, whose number is this?

[imgonnashoottothrill-archive]

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[text] Well, he's a lot better than seeing Ares around.

[text] I suppose I can tolerate him, friendlier and funner than angels, demons or certain warlords.

[imgonnashoottothrill-archive]

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[text] If I could get paid to cuddle him and give him blowjobs all day, I would.

[imgonnashoottothrill-archive]

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[text] She's scary, but scary in the way you would be happy to die by her hand because she's just that hot.

[imgonnashoottothrill-archive]

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[text] No, but really. She calls me 'kid'. I'm 26, and she can't be much more than 30.

[text] Though I might have that wrong... how long does it take to finish medical school anyway?