Wrong bathroom (#77)
George is a troubled person. He doesn’t have 20-20 vision and wears big, bulky brown glasses. He has social issues, mainly with the opposite sex. He’s the type of person who might pee his pants if you scare him.
George was having a normal day at the office. His coffee sitting on his desk next too, but not close, to his computer as he typed away at the codes and programs. His papers stacked so neatly that it was hard to tell how many papers were actually stacked there. As reached over to get a pen from the holder, he bumped his coffee over and it spilled all over the desk and onto his pants. He ran for the restroom to clean up.
He bursts into the restroom, not even glancing in the mirror, and goes straight into a stall. As he becomes calm again, he emerges from the stall. Immediately, he notices something is terribly wrong.
There are women in this restroom!
They stand at the mirror and stare at him through it. He stares at his frightened look in the mirror, and notices the coffee stains on his pants. They are stained in just the right way that it looks like he peed his pants. His embarrassment level reaches it’s all time high.
He quickly runs out of the restroom and out of the office building. He runs towards his car and drives home.









