#wry bread

[khassy-hood]

Triisu and I waited for Goldie. I got bored, so I summoned the jester.

“How about a little wine to quench your thirst?” The jester asked innocently.

“He’s trying to kill us.” Triisu said, scowling at the halfling.

Triisu wandered over to the dock, and sat down to wait for Goldie. The dock looked like a reasonably safe place to sit.... until it started moving.

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” Triisu cried as she was mercilessly dragged off to sea on the raft.

And so began day 27.

[owlmachine]

Pushed my cart with only pasta sauce in it through the bakery section at the supermarket when this loaf of bread started chuckling and saying "gonna get sauced tonight?"

Screw your shitty sense of humour wry bread alcoholism runs through my family and its a serious disease you are trash