Interviewer: have you talked to Macklin much recently?
Will Smith Hockey: we have talked ONCE on the phone. ONCE. I am in MOURNING. The tIMEZONES are plotting against me. ONCE I have heard his voice. This is my own personal hell sTOP REMINDING ME ABOUT THE MEN HE’S SPENDING TIME WITH. THE TIMEZONES DUDE. THE TIMEZONES ARE CONSPIRING. GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE SUCH PUNISHMENT GOD PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE P
(true story btw)









