paypal customer service: hey so close your account since you do not have your “legal name” on there
Me: but i still have pendng payments on there from yesterday, will those be fine??
paypal: yea yea just close your account those payments will just transfer over when you create a new one :)
me: okay closed and reopened but now none of those pending payments are there?
paypal: oh yea you cant access those anymore! since theyre on youre closed account dummy! but atleast you have your legal name on there! okay have a blessed day!! (oh and also we put a security lock on you adding your bank and now you wont be able to add it for another week) ;)