#wtf god

[piwonies]

© EQUAL ZERO—IN

[ham-sandwich-lol]

Barnacles: God, give me patience.

Kwazii: i think you mean 'give me strength'.

Barnacles: if God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

[thegreatfatpotato]

I just found out that you can bruise your toes. Why did no one tell me this was a thing? All these years of stubbing my toes, and it was just today when one of them bruised. I thought I broke my toe.

[jojoandthejobros]

The day right after I graduated, I managed to sprain my ankle. Literally considered as the first day as adulthood (which I have been afraid of going into ever since about 4th grade), I get hurt.

Thanks whatever-god-or-goddess-that-exists for this absolutely horrible start to adulthood.

[autobee23]

After doing the latest chapter of Fire Emblem Heroes all I have is:

[folkloreontape]

a bit of louis to give you some serotonin tbh xx

[shortkidenergy]

i think i might be hypermobile but im not confident enough to diagnose myself <- guy who used to bend their toes back entirely until they lay flat against the back of their foot

[dykeriot]

betrayal has to be one of the single handedly most fucked up things to have to reconcile with and heal from, completely and utterly diabolical.