#wtf phoebe

[j3lle]

A COPYCAT KILLER WITH A CHEMICAL CUT 

[ven0n4t]

i discovered “would you rather” by phoebe bridgers today which was kind of a crazy listen when my first memory is my dad picking my brother up by the neck and putting him in a wall 🫪

[ogbabygate]

[phleableat]

Video////Poetry////

[pbwarriorprincess]

Do you ever just find yourself sniffing your hair? Cause I just did

[redheadfreako]

I always feel I should post something worth reading about. This isn't something worth reading about.

[pbwarriorprincess]

last night i had a dream, and i never ever remember my dreams but i woke up at like 4 am and wrote it down on my phone, anyway, my dream was that i was pregnant and i had gone into labour, and my main concern was that i had to have the baby so i could get ready and be at school on time. i dont even like going to school, why

[insane-lestrange-blog]

Loooooool.

Ross: So I told Carl, ‘Nobody, no matter how famous their parents are, nobody is allowed to climb on the dinosaur.’ But of course this went in one ear and out.

Monica: Oh good, another dinosaur story. When are those gonna become extinct?

Rachel: I love how he cares so much about stuff. If I squint I can pretend he’s Alan Alda.

Chandler: If I was a superhero who could fly and be invisible, that would be the best.

Gunther: What does Rachel see in this guy? I love Rachel. I wish she was my wife...

(Joey is singing in his head.)

Phoebe: Who’s singing?