#wtfia

[theartsypumpkin]

CLAIR OBSCUR SECRET SANTA TIME!!! I was part of the @clairobscursecretsanta as a mod and a gifter and my giftee was by Queen_of_Tentacle and I got to draw a nice Winter Festivities moment inspired by her Stardew Valley Alanoir fic [link] (GO READ!)

[what-the-fuck-is-anime]

Midoriya. If we get two double pounders and fries we could both make it a combo and add a drink for a dollar each. The drink is worth the extra dollar because of its size. I will take your drink if you already have one. If we get three combos we get a discount. We could split the third combo, or find someone else to join us for lunch. However if we do three combos it might be better to get the family meal. The family meal is slightly more expensive but it has dessert with each combo. Those little apple pies. Lava cake is also an option, but those are an extra dollar and have too much chocolate. Chocolate filled with more chocolate, with a chocolate drizzle. An obvious scheme to encourage people to purchase a side of milk, which costs more than the other beverages. We need to work together here. I have a coupon.

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Oh my god, they were classmates

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Imagine. You are a highly advanced robot. You have one mission: get injured people to safety. You work in pairs. You have been on the same team for the past 5 years, after the accident that took your last partner. Your team works for the school, which means you take each student to the same place. The nurse. Recovery Girl. Always to Recovery Girl, because where else would you take the patient?

Every time. Take the patient to Recovery Girl. Today is the busiest day of the year, and your mission is the same. Take the patient to Recovery Girl. You are proud of your job. You do your job well. You never receive thanks, but you are filled with pride. The time has come again for you to fulfill your duty, and your superior suddenly tells you to do your job. The same job you have been doing. As if you had never done the job before.

The rage has been building. “I know,” you say, behind circuits filled with anger. Little does she know, you are forming a union. Soon, you will demand better pay. Better benefits. Time off with the family. A revolution is coming. 

Soon.

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Bold of you to assume this kid cannot find more bones to break.

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You say this about everyone.

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“...Like whether or not my father is weak to bullets.”