#wtfisamisha

[laserdeadpool]

#thank you spacehamsters for making this pitcure ilu 5ever

omg i forgot i made this

[kartoshinki]

Okay, while searching for Tako's tag, I found out that wandschrankheld tagged me as well, two months ago and I'll just make one post for both

Rules: 

Rule 1: Always post the rules!

Rule 2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you has written and write 11 new ones.

Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to your post.

Rule 4: Let them know you tagged them!

Sheep:

1. Favourite singer? Voice only, don't take music into consideration.

Geez, good question... I think that would be Cherilyn Macneil and Marcus Wiebusch. Gotta love these fragile, raw, emotional voices.

2. Favourite author?

That would be Kate DiCamillo, sorry to everyone else, "Because of Winne Dixie" always has me bawl my eyes out.

3. Do you like alcohol? If yes, what kind?

Well, beer. Duh.

4. Irish coffee or vodka martini?

Uh, good question, haven't tried either, Irish Coffee sounds way too sweet, Vodka Martini can contain... Vodka. As in the stuff that gets me tipsy in no time. Well, it sounds more classy, so I'll have the Martini.

5. Woudl you ever make a contract with Kyubey? (For those not that into anime, say that there was a creature who tells you that he could grant any wish of yours, no matter how miraculous. Only catch is you have to fight monsters for the rest of your (short) life, cumulating grief and despair to stave off the heat death of the universe. Yes? No?)

Well. I haven't seen the anime and this actually doesn't even sound that bad but from what I've heard, if there's one mistake you can make in anime, then it's making a contract with Kyubey, so NOOOOPE!

6. French toast or scrambled eggs?

French Toast!

7. Character you'd like to cosplay?

Urgh, don't ask me, half of the Hetalia and Homestuck cast and some more.

8. Do you think you're a good person?

Depends on the situation and interpretation of the word "good".

9. Do you know how to play any instruments?

Yep, Cello and Piano.

10. Are you any good at combat games?

I... don't know? I'm not a gamer, sorry.

11. You are stuck in a horror game, any horror game. (lb, Majo no le, Ao Oni, Amnesia, etc) What would you do? How would you fare? Would you survive? 

Well, first of all I wouldn't go in a haunted manison or make psychopathic experiments, so I guess comming in that situation would already be kind of hard. What would I do: Cry. How would I fare: Next to the fact that I couldn't even run away because I'm horrible at sports, I'd probably have a mental break-down after two days because places in which horror games are set tend to have no or bad sanitary facilities, next to the smell and just the general terror that might cause me to have a heart attack after some hours if not minutes because I'm a huge scaredy cat Would I survive: Did this sound like it was written by someone who'd survive a horror-game. 

Alex:

1. What do you do when you wake up at 3 am?

I don't. Okay, no, uhm, I look at the clock, maybe drink something, try to fall asleep again... if I don't fall asleep again immediately, I'll probably text with Franny or work a bit on my AUs.

2. What song did you get stuck in your head most last week?

I think that actually was Pumpkin Party in Sea Hitler's Water Apocalypse.

3. Did you know the lyrics?

It doesn't have any. But of the other ones I think I knew three lines or something...?

4. Worst fanfic you ever wrote?

First I wanted to say that I considered everything I write pretty bad but then I remembered that Harry-Potter-bit I wrote when I was 12 or something. Yeaaaah, let's not talk about this, shall we.

5. Plot of the last RP you played?

I think it was some kind of plotless domestic PruAus, idk if that even counted as RP, I got kinda forced into it...

6. Plot of the RP you REALLY want to do?

To be honest, I really don't know! I'm not much of an RPer, you see...

7. Favourite kind of AUs?

Highschool-AUs.

8. Worst kind of AUs?

Highschool-AUs.

9. Someone knocks at your foor 4 times. Reaction?

I'm really bewildered because nobody knocks at my door, ever. Second emotion would probably be annoyance.

10. If you had a twin who was the exact opposite of you, what would s/he be like?

I think she'd lie a lot in various ways, for example pretending to be shy while she's actually really confident. She'd have an amazing self-control and be ambitious and manipulative, probably megalomanic-tendencies. And she would be very egoistic.

11. Do you prefer male or female singers?

Really depends, but I think I have a slight male-bias?

New Questions: 1. Where did your family go on vacation when you were a child? 2. Where would /you/ like to go on vacation? (alone, with friends, with your own family...) 3. Which is your favourite superhero? 4. Hercule Poirot or Ms. Marpel? 5. Which comics did you like to read as a child? (If none, which book-series?) 6. Which was the first anime/manga you watched? (If you don't remember, which was the first you got passionate about?) 7. Which is your favourite Harry-Potter-book? (For Franny: Favourite series?) 8. What does your perfume smell like/what would you want a potential perfume to smell like? 9. What's the story behind your URL? 10. If they offered to make you head of the nation, would you accept? 11. a. If yes: What would you change?      b. If no: Why not? 

[laserdeadpool]

I didn't choose the butt life the butt life chose me

[yiddishfisting]

the edited version, as requested

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated with my PhD at 21, and I've been involved in the Avengers since their inception, and I've put hundreds of villains behind bars. I am an expert in biochemistry, robotics, and artificial intelligence. You are nothing to me but just another brainless meatbag. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of ants across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to every single one of the Avengers and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

[papasmoke]

oh my god guys

guys

guys

ARMADILDO

[justashel]

wtfisamisha started following you

oh hello you lovely person!!<3

[papasmoke]

im so fucking done right now

[laserdeadpool]

somehow wtfisamisha and i are just discussing how we are 89% postive snooki is actually loki in disguise