the concept remains vague and ambiguous

Flo, they/them if, 27, if you're uncomfortable with an adult following you, you can always ask me to unfollow

[yrbeecharmer]

well good morning it’s time to get up and find out why my roommates (neither of whom, to my knowledge, celebrate Christmas) are blasting Christmas music at 8:30 AM on November 14th

[yrbeecharmer]

all righty then

[annacaffeina]

I'm stealing this from Twitter

Here's the link

I am a high-definition gateway drug body double!

[mariacallous]

A cyberculture oppo brain attack?

[marxheadroom-deactivated2024012]

cybercrime mission creep SSRI

[donthitanybody]

Tomska going hard on Twitter again.

[uniquecrash5]

He's right.

[dykecadence]

every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok

[purrfectly]

Lumpfish come in a variety of shapes and colors.

[He scoops up the fish, it spits water and he turns it toward the camera]

This one is stumpy and green. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is what a normal lumpfish looks like. It is more elongated, but still a vibrant blue color. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is one of the stumpiest ones we have. Its hump is very high. It is very stumpy, but yet very beautiful, and very powerful.

[He pans over a lot of fish, all looking up at the camera]

My fish army is ever growing, and soon I will over throw the world. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[saint-batrick]

because of this tiktok, i frequently murmur "very beautiful, very powerful" at myself, and i cannot recommend it enough.

[casualcarnage]

[cryptidcola]

it’s mothman’s birthday everyone say happy birthday mothman 🥳🎉

[cryptidcola]

mothman has been thotting it up in west virginia for 55 slutty, slutty years

[haberdashing]

now up to 56 slutty, slutty years!

[skyinide]

[afronerdism]

This might be the funniest reply I’ve ever seen in my life

[thepioden]

[fozmeadows]

I AM WHEEZING

[skyinide]

PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS OMFG

[funny-tik-toks]

[pfdiva]

This man is SUFFERING and I'm living for it!

[azzandra]

The more of these I see, the more it's clear he does NOT know the punchlines in advance. He's getting these jokes raw and has to keep a straight face.

[parker-likes-tea-deactivated202]

they're married

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Every one of these videos she makes is somehow worse than the last

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

THEYCALL IT ITHE XBOX ONE BECAUSE

you take 1 look and you fuck the x box 

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

10 years strong

[ilostmysoultobloodlines]

I was 5 years old when this was posted

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

😧

[sea-salted-wolverine]

I will not dox my neighbour and post pictures of his house because I am not an asshole, but he just put an addition on his already batshit insane house and I am dying to share.

He lives in a 1950 PanAm passenger plane. I have no fucking clue how he got it here, because we're nowhere near a runway and it still has its wings and its landing gear. The living space is a solid 15 feet off the ground and he has one of those old school staircase vans as his front step. I would assume its not terribly different from living in a trailer or other mobile home, but its way better insulated because its a plane.

Anyway, he just finished a glassed in porch that comes out of the pilots side of the cockpit and its so cool. This isn't some gimmicky airbnb, this is his house and the commitment to the bit is legendary.

His greenhouse is a fire engine.

[sea-salted-wolverine]

this post is getting notes and now my notifs are a solid mantra of "I will not dox my neighbour and post pictures, I will not dox my neighbour and post pictures, I will not dox my neighbour and post pictures "

[sea-salted-wolverine]

I forgot I can do that.

His tail number is his house number

[grumpy-gh0st]

Being an adult woman is just like “oh my tummy hurts” “oh my head hurts” “oh the burden of being alive is so heavy today” and then carrying on with your day.

[beesmygod]

every once in a while im like "lmfao isnt england embarrassed to have a queen" but like the lawyer wig situation is honestly above and beyond that weirdness like what is that. do they make you guy your own wig. is it like harry potter where it chooses you. is it custom. do you go to a judge wig store. how come some wigs dont fit and look like shit

[apollosdrunkenmixup]

Wait judges wearing wigs isn’t a universal thing? (The monarchy is a shit show we know that). But your judges don’t wear wigs? How do you know they’re the judge then?

[beesmygod]

i love this question. you guys are alright sometimes. in america the judge wears robes and everyone else dresses like its sunday service

[gay-hrithik-roshan]

THE QUEEN'S BEEN DEAD FOR ONE SLUTTY SLUTTY YEAR!

[gay-hrithik-roshan]

'cause she's been dead for one slutty, slutty year. why else?

[cognitohazardous]

who the fuck is following the queen elizabeth tag

[iapislazuli]

to me those enormous fuckoff huge pickup trucks with the halogen brights are like animals that have been so severely inbred for an extreme appearance that they’re constantly in pain. Like to me this is mutilation via selective breeding

[kartoshinki]

I am going to physically fight die Bahn with my own two fists

[o-ceti]

my beautiful twisted dark academia wraps

[kartoshinki]

Positively delusional, people assuming me to be from franconia after I opened my mouth

[30-minute-memes]

Savage farmer

[nyxelestia]

Just to put this in perspective, the school was making high school students pay the equivalent of $40/month for parking.