#wthmom

[childrenofankhseries]

I should start #passiveagressively doing this. I wonder how long it would take for one of them to say #wthmom #Shenanigans #tomfoolery #momsbehavingbadly #momproblems #momthuglife (at Port Alberni, British Columbia) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4OcVCZgivI/?igshid=46euippsp2xp

[hippiechick0303]

#truth #mewhenineedtotalktomymom #alsotrueforwhenshedoesntanswermyphonecalls #wthmom 🙄😑

[grrimbark]

Just a normal dance party with my mom.

[thisbvbdude]

I just heard my mother scream DAMN YOU'RE AN ASS and I don't know whether to be proud that she's cussing without asking for forgiveness from God or be scared that she could be saying that to my dad. Oops.

[officialbitchero]

Basically my mom tried to scroll up on my macbook by draging her finger on the screen. She thought it was touch screen even if she knows it isn't.

I can't stop laughing- because she looked so confused xD

[tales-of-pokemon-blog]

what the hell mom! WHAT do you you mean you're not a virgin?!?

[clearly-incompetent]

*in the car with mother*

Mother: Is how i met your mother still happening?

me: yeah, its the last season

Mother: Robin and whats his face better break up soon

me: *eye twitch* what?

Mother: I don't like them together. It doesnt work.

me: no. your wrong. you can leave

Mother: *pulls car over to side of the rode, stops car, exits car, walks away*

me: *receives text from brother*

Brother: just got a text from mum telling me to pick you up on the highway, what happened?

[sugarmama9000-blog]

Life struggle of the day.

Today my cat walked in my room willingly instead of me having to go find her. As soon as she jumped on the bed my mother called her name and she ran away. What the hell mom, Coco almost loved me.

So close.