† James Sjögurka †

Halluh, my name is James and I post stuff about sherlock, doctor who, the hobbit, johnlock and random things that are fucking hilarious~ Thanks for checking out ma tumblr guuurl~ I will see you soon again e u e

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different types of drunks

1. Party Drunk:

will talk to anyone and everyone

only does shots

has to literally be dragged home at the end of the night because they refuse to acknowledge that the party has ended and they’re the only person still there

2. Blissful Drunk

does nothing but laugh

just happy to be included

too good for this world

loves you so much even though they just met you four minutes ago

probably also does acid

3. Emotional Drunk

not great at parties

is either crying tears of sorrow bc there’s no chips left or crying tears of gratitude bc someone showed them where the bathroom is

brings out everyone’s inner mother

4. Parent Drunk

keeps everyone’s shit together

everyone thinks they’re sober but they’ve actually had 5 shots in an hour

knows when u need to go home and will make sure you get there

holds back your hair when you’re vomiting at 3am

5. Slutty Drunk

never gets cold

makeup never smudges

never has to buy their own drinks

you think they’re sloppy and have no idea what they’re doing but every move is calculated and intentional

6. Sloppy Drunk

wasted by 10pm

needs to be taken home early

will drink anything you give them as long as there’s alcohol in it

a Mess

never learns from their mistakes

[lilangelbbyxx]

Somehow I am all 6

[princessklepto]

im all of them except 3

[this-probably-aint-legal]

literally i am all of them

[spaghettihos-deactivated2020060]

REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES

1 million notes and i’ll do it

[onlinewifey-deactivated20140318]

let’s ruin this persons life and reblog

[caffeinedad-deactivated20190211]

WE ARE SO CLOSE

[tequila-thief-blog]

Almost there omg

[capricornluna-deactivated201810]

this blog hates donald trump

[pearlmarley]

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

[letmeprosper]

All I want is this post to get a small amount of a million notes

[dabeatnik]

[abessinier]

Stuff kids on tumblr better relearn

1. You are responsible for your own media experience. 

2. There is such a thing as a healthy level of avoidance towards topics that make you feel unwell or even (in a real-life clinical definition of the term) trigger you - but you are the one to actively take care of what you view.

3. Avoiding does not mean policing others.

4. You have no right to tell artists to censor themselves - you may criticize what others do, you may dislike it, that’s fine - but actively asking for censorship when you could easily unfollow or block a person just makes you look incompetent in your use of the internet.

5. Do not give people on tumblr or /any/ website the responsibility for your emotional well-being. Because these people do not even know you so no, you have no right to ask them to take care of you.

[bigcavemonster-deactivated20240]

Good God reblog this more

[purple-mantis]

I’m sure I reblogged this in the past, but everyday it becomes more and more relevant.

[littlebittie95]

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE! #GiveCaptainAmericaABoyfriend

[zodiaccity]

REBLOG IF YOU HAVE THE NUMBER “2″ IN ANY PART OF YOUR BIRTHDAY.

[sixpenceee]

“Globalization is beautiful sometimes” Stockholm, 2015 by Ninni Andersson

[morebuttermorebetter]

i love this picture so much. There isn’t even any backstory and yet immediately the feeling or theme if this image is simply “We’re all different, and that’s ok.’

[toodrunktofindaurl]

Okay twitter seemed to like that story so there you go, story time!

Let’s start by the beginning. I hurt myself a lot for very stupid reasons and got sent to the ER of my city a lot during the past 15 years of my existence. Little examples: chipped hip on my 21st birthday because I was playing the children’s game Cops & Robbers with my very much adult friends in a park at night, completely not sober, and missed a set of stairs while chasing my bff. Running straight into a wall for no other reason than me being a dumbass and having my teeth go back into my gum. Etc. That gives you an idea of the kind of explaining I had to do whenever I’d get to the ER.

So when I had my car accident a few days ago, I was brought to the ER in a stretcher, neck brace and all that stuff. I was taken care of by this cute young nurse, Alexandra, whom I felt like I had seen before. I asked her if we had met before and she said she just got out of Med school in the same city I was previously living in, and that we might have ran into each other during a party. All I wanted to do was think about something else than the crash I went through and she was really cute so we talked a lot more and, in my stretcher and neck brace, I managed to get her number.

Today we had a little lunch date during her break and the conversation was half her yelling at me for even being out of bed and not even putting bandages on my injuries, and the other half was her telling the most iconic stories she heard and participated to in the ER. I didn’t eat very much, let me tell you. But that’s where she started talking about this iconic story of a teenage girl some years ago, who apparently tried to kick open a glass door completely barefoot and ended up with a 2 inches/5 centimeters long glass piece in her ankle. The girl was losing blood too fast so they just did the stitching right away and didn’t bother with anesthesia, so of course she was screaming like a dying cow. The Mother of the girl was with her and, as the girl was passing her exams in her High School at the moment and was a real shit at Maths, she thought intelligent to make her daughter recite her multiplication tables to “distract her from the pain”. The girl was screaming all the wrong answers because, really, she was shit at Maths, which ended up in the Doctors laughing so hard they fucked up her stitches. While this sweet little nurse was telling this tale she heard from older nurses, I was struggling not to die while choking on my drink.

Because you see, I still haven’t forgiven my Mom for making me recite my multiplication tables that one time in the ER while Doctors were laughing so hard at me they fucked up my ankle that now hurts whenever it’s raining.

[zellah7]

bye i love this

[landunderthewave]

Man: Siri, what is 1 trillion to the tenth power? Siri: Calculation. The answer is one zero zero zero zero zero [continuing] Man: *starts beatboxing to the rhythm. Woman 1: *joins in* Woman 2: *starts singing to the rhythm*

[blonde-vulcan-deactivated201608]

This is sO GOOD

[kimreesesdaughter]

My life be fucked up and lit at the same time.

[thespoonmissioner]

[parksandrecthings]

she didn’t win an emmy for this role what the fu

[theshitneyspears]

“is that you?” “……………….yah.”

[luv2scam]

@murryclurr us when we fight

[tyleroakley]

me

[thecuriousviolet-deactivated201]

Fun fact

Native Americans weren’t allowed US citizenship until 1924.

Let that sink in. We lived here first…for thousands of years. And less than a hundred years ago we were finally given citizenship.

[istamaza-deactivated20200505]

We also fought in WWI despite not being US citizens.

[the-yaadihla-girls]

In Arizona, natives weren’t granted the right to vote until 1948. Think how that type of neglect ties into resource colonization as infrastructure was developed within years prior. 

[giizhigaate-deactivated20160220]

In addition: the indigenous peoples of Canada were not recognized as Human Beings until the year 1960. Now let that shit sink in.

[fatbodypolitics]

In the US it wasn’t until 1968 that the Indian Civil Rights Act was passed and allowed for the right to freedom of speech / assembly / press, a jury trial, the right to an attorney etc. It’s so fucking frustrating.

[xpeachsweettea]

and it wasn’t until 1978 that we were legally allowed to practice our own religions. in a nation founded on religious freedoms, it was illegal to practice our own religions. in our own country. how fucked up is that?

[halfhardtorock]

Aaaand Native Americans weren’t entitled to their own languages (had no legal rights to teach them in their schools, use them in business) until the Native American Language Act of 1990.

[jeankd]

I teach this to my students, because NONE of it is in a single textbook. This is and act of indoctrination

[smallrevolutionary]

Boosting because I didn’t know any of this.

[travelerofthetimestreams]

These facts should be known by all.

[angryartist113]

“Is This Healthy” is a comic that I made for an independent study in which I looked deeper into the idea of health, mental, physical, and emotional as it relates to myself.

This project was extremely personal and I thank any of you who take the time to read it

[meret118]

"They fell to the floor and shattered in a million pieces."

The construction of Trump Tower may have been Donald Trump’s greatest achievement, but it was a disaster for the city’s artistic legacy.

To build his skyscraper, Trump first had to knock down the Bonwit Teller building, a luxurious limestone building erected in 1929. The face of the building featured two huge Art Deco friezes that the Metropolitan Museum of Art wanted to preserve. The museum asked Trump to save the sculptures and donate them, and the mogul agreed—as long as the cost of doing so wasn’t too high.

But then, according to journalist Harry Hurt III in his book Lost Tycoon, Trump discovered that taking out the sculptures would delay demolition by two weeks. He wasn’t willing to wait. “On his orders, the demolition workers cut up the grillwork with acetylene torches,” Hurt wrote. “Then they jackhammered the friezes, dislodged them with crowbars, and pushed the remains inside the building, where they fell to the floor and shattered in a million pieces.”

The art world was shocked. “Architectural sculpture of this quality is rare and would have made definite sense in our collections,” Ashton Hawkins, the vice president and secretary of the Met’s board of trustees, told the New York Times. Robert Miller, a gallery owner who had agreed to assess the friezes, told the paper that “the reliefs are as important as the sculptures on the Rockefeller building. They’ll never be made again.”

The Times reported that Trump also lost a large bronze grillwork, measuring 25 feet in length, from the building that the museum had hoped to save.

Trump—posing as spokesman John Baron, one of the fake alter egos he used to speak to the press throughout his career—told the Times that he had the friezes appraised and found they were “without artistic merit” and weren’t worth the $32,000 he supposedly would have had to pay to remove them intact. “Can you imagine the museum accepting them if they were not of artistic merit?” Hawkins said in response.

“It’s odd that a person like Trump, who is spending $80 million or $100 million on this building, should squirm that it might cost as much as $32,000 to take down those panels,” Otto Teegen, who designed the bronze grillwork, told the Times. Yet he wasn’t willing to protect the art in this construction deal.

[babbleismysuperpower]

for a guy who likes to talk about how much money he has, he’s really fucking cheap.

[azriona]

Funnily enough, I can think of another fanatic(al group) that isn’t opposed to destroying art. (x)

Those extremists, yo. 

[divine-noire]

Iconic