#wtnv coded

[findthefandom-orbecomethefandom]

every 5-7 weeks i have a dying urge to go read that one WTNV inspired cryptid Tim Drake fic

[secretlyhuntokar]

And now, Traffic:

There is a car on a road. Imagine a car. Longer than that. And taller. No, that's a bus. I said imagine a car. Okay, better. Not a limo. Stop imagining a limo. Imagine a car. Longer still. In fact, cover it in scales. And take away its wheels, windows and boring metal exterior. We want this car to be living. Imagine a long, living, scaly car. One that hisses and sometimes rattles. One with two eyes and a forked tongue.

You are imagining a snake. This is good.

Now, pick a number.

Whatever you picked, throw it away and choose much, much higher.

Whatever number that is, it still won't be high enough to describe the number of snakes on the road. Expect many delays, and possible closures.

This has been Traffic.