It’s time for another canon call hi I’m Cecil and I miss literally everyone (this includes characters who were minor characters or unnamed in the podcast) very much (except I found Intern Maureen and Carlos) please talk memories with me
I was probably about 5′10″, relatively pale, and had short, light blond hair that I generally kept neatly styled. I had three eyes that were according to Carlos a sort of indescribable color? But I think they had purple as a “main” color. I wore glasses and had lots of tattoos that were mostly tentacle and eye themed and covered my arms, sides, and neck. I had an eye tattoo on the back of my neck. When I broadcasted, my two “normal” eyes would roll back in my head and my tattoos would move, I think? My dress sense was very over the top, but well-coordinated. (I remember a couple of my outfits, actually!)
Kevin looked exactly like me except with warmer-toned, slightly more tan skin, sandy blonde hair, and he mostly dressed “business casual + blood”. I remember his eyes were... Kind of like a flat black? Didn’t reflect light. Creepy. I think he might have had sharpened teeth, too. I remember being in his office during Sandstorm. (I think I was sick on his carpet lol)
I remember Khoshekh kind of looked like a normal black cat, kind of on the large side for a housecat, and had purple spines going down his back and tail. He had four eyes, two of them were slightly smaller and set above the first two, slightly wider. (Sort of like Mutie from Homestuck I suppose??)
I remember Maureen had long, sandy blonde hair that was shaved on one side. At one point she had purple streaks in it, at another she had a purple ombre.
Carlos was about 5′5″ and wore glasses and I remember he used to put his hair in low ponytails and messy buns sometimes and I thought it was great and also he had a science tramp stamp and went through a punk phase while he was in college and took me on a motorcycle ride once
Carlos and I never got married. We lived together for a long time, but he was killed before he could propose. They said they bought the ring and everything. (We realized, while talking in this life, that both of us actually wanted to get married and have a family but were both too shy to bring it up. Oops.)
I used to call Janice bugaboo. Abby called me Gershwin to make me mad.