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Cecil - 20 - They/Them

[william-snekspeare]

hey everyone I adj abdhjsbfjkk

[appointment78]

[eldestsiblingsyndrome]

translation from turkish the guy: are you hungry? are you really hungry? didn’t they feed you in the street? you poor thing. let me give you something then. come. come. do you like spleen? it’s hematinic. (this sentence wasn’t the exact translation but it’s the best i can come up with) like this look. let me give you some spleen. this much. is this enough? get it.

[meangirlnurse]

literally nothing is funnier than just living your life with a cat in a sweater vest. constantly feels like he’s about to offer to do my taxes

[meangirlnurse]

i was trying to finish this post while he sat on the bar stool next to mine beeping at me for attention, and when the attention didn’t come quickly enough he put his paws on my shoulder and slapped me in the face

which is, again, infinitely funnier when your cat is wearing a sweatervest

[meangirlnurse]

im being bullied by the world’s smallest accountant

[gangler]

Barnes and Nobles is gonna start serving food and alcohol.

Everybody’s cracking jokes about how it’s a desperate attempt to stay relevant in the age of Amazon.

But you know what? Props to them. This is exactly what Blockbuster didn’t do. At no point was Blockbuster like “Hey, movie rentals aren’t the lucrative enterprise they once were. Perhaps it’s time we become known for our cheesy garlic bread.”

[mackasaurussex]

Okay but…if someone wants to take me on a date to a Barnes and noble and get me dinner and a drink and then let me peruse the stacks like I’m not saying no. A sandwich, a beer, and 2-5 books on various topics I hope I’ll someday read about? Good night.

[microweave]

shout out to the drag queen last night who started the show with “ladies, gentlemen, and those of us who know better’

[spookymrsboo-deactivated2018113]

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[curseworm]

im loving this article written by som mycologists who accidentally got high as fuck on fly agaric

[curseworm]

[zvervo]

🎃🎃🎃 textless posters of cryptos 🎃🎃🎃

[crypticdatesuggestions]

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[yeiolanthe]

Date a boy who what OP

[crypticdatesuggestions]

You know, a boy who just ▓▓ ▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓!

[crypticdatesuggestions]

D̦̺̩̝̘͚̻͚͖͓͙ͧ̆͆ͧ̔ͤ̐͊̅ͤ̔̋̑̋ͨ̎ͫͩͫ̀ã̸̵̺͈͎̗͙̻͇͊̈́ͩͬͩ̽ͦͭ͊̍̆ͣ̇̇ͯ̚͜͞ͅt̄͛̍̒̈̽̅ͧ̔̇̏͏̬͙̱͎̬͕͔͡ë̢̨̖̭̠͉̗̙̰̖́͗ͨ͗ͥ̄ͨ̌ͭͤ̅ͣ͛͊͠ ̷̵̧̨̳̣͍̟̺̝͇͎̥͇̥̼͖̺̗͋ͯͥͯͩͧ͝ͅa̸͕̻̙͈̤̟̩͔̹͔ͣͩ̅͂̃ͣ́̈́̊̈́̆̕ ͉̜͎͉̟̩͔̦͖͇͉͓̬͙̓̄̈́̆ͥ͘͜͝b̸͈̩̯͙̝̙͖ͯ̽͊ͬ͊̊͌̎̀͢ő̸̴̭̬̼̫̇̇̌͂ͥͧͣ̊̈́ͭ̑̄͆́̕͟ý̇̓̈͜͏҉̡̼̗͉̱̻̼͙ ̧̱͎̯̲̱̩̹̩̟̫͉̩̤̞͚̥͕̑͌͐͐ͧͯ͌̀̌̓͗͋ͮ͆̾̏ͭ͝w̡̢ͪͯ͐́̋͟͡҉̻̤͈̗̦̳h̆̆ͦ̂ͬ̂̓̚̚͢҉̶̩͍͙̹̤̙̭͇̬͕̣͢ͅǫ̸̻͚͔̺̣͙̱̖̭͚͔͇̤̃͑ͥ͑̑́̔ͧ̋̍̑̊̑͐͠ͅ ̨̻̳̞͍͍̜̫̙̹̹̤͖̲̩̱̠͖̋͆̋ͧ̕̕͞ͅ▓̷̴̸̘̬̬̝͋ͮ̑̑͂͆̅͂ͥ͘͟▓̓ͮ̿̑̍͊̕͏̢͎̳̹̺͟ ̎ͣ̓̋ͯͧ̍ͣͯͧ͑̅̕͡͏̼̘͕̗̗̯̹̺͓͚̻͜͠▓͌͛̎͛͐͌ͮ̌͑̅̃̊ͪͯ͏̵̧͉͍̼̣̲͖͖̥͍͔͙͈▓̵̷̛̛̱̖̣͍̠͉̬̼̱̜̰̘̦͖̻̤̆ͦ̔ͤ▓̨̫̪͎̣ͯͧ̈ͣ͛̓̇͘▓̨̪͚̠̩͓̰́ͤ̈͌̓̈͋̐͌ͧ͒ͪ̓̀̂͟ͅ ̧̳̳͈̤̱͇̝͕̹̳̤̓̀̋̋̌̋ͩ̎̃̒̈́̉ͪͮ͛̉ͯͩ̐͝͞▓̢̝̻͙̦̖̝̲̲͉̙̂ͤͧ̀ͥ̒ͧ͗ͮ̀ͬ̿̅͋ͨ̅͋ͧ̀͜▓̸̢̛̭͉̥̻̔͐̉̿͠▓̡͉̜̩̗̐ͫ͂͑ͧ̇̑́̓͒ͭ̔̂̈́ͤ̊̒̏͌͘͜͡ ̸̷̟͚̹̹͂͊͆͊͑̐̓̒̽͋̈́͌̀ͬͭͩ͐͗̀▓̷̵̡͙͉͙̫͓̱̱̺͙̬͛ͣ̑̆̈ͫ̋̾ͤ̕͝▓̴͓͔̫̜̯͍̻̻͙͎̻̟̭̱̥̗͊̎͑͋ͯ̒ͯ̀̚▓̌̽ͩͩ̅́̒̂̌̏͊̋ͧ̃ͫ̚̕͢͏̝͈̮̱͔͓̜͍̹͔̠͓̫̠͝ͅ▓̴͍͕̥͚̰̲̞̻̄ͥ̔̀̎ͫ́̐͗̃̌̄͐͆̀͟͞▓̸̵̹̺̟͈̎ͦͥ̀ͯ̿̀̇ͥ̀̒̉͋̄ͯ̔͗̽▓̷̴͔̼̣͙̲̗̦̲ͪ̊̿̄̽▓̧̺̲̜̖͎͕̗̺͚ͨ͒ͣ̈͆ͬͨ͐̃̏͟▓̂̄̈ͮͯ͊̾̈́́̚̚͟͟͡҉͙̼̳̲̲̯͎͙͕͇

[bevsi]

hey do u guys like my cat

[dragonrex]

No I LOVE him

[shiftyarchfey]

A goblin calling for the hunt

[shiftyarchfey]

Also, people reblogging one post and not this one which is the first instance of this wondeful goblin chanting on film is a crime

[zagreus]

there is honestly nothing more gorgeously tacky than bowling alley carpet

[zagreus]

Don’t even talk to me if all of your clothes aren’t made out of bowling alley carpet

[daddyfuckedme]

[shmothman]

one of the things my little brother and i do to each other is announce our presence by yelling HEWWO??? whenever we get home but. this has now caused our dad to also, upon getting home from work, throw the door open and yell. in the daddest voice possible. HEWWO???

[bewarewoof]

You Canned These Worms. Now Lie In It

[beautifuloutlier]

I want to note that the way the sex binary looks like it’s present throughout the animal world is that white scientists have a terrible habit of labeling everything “male” or “female” even when it makes no sense.

Like, by any reasonable metric, bees have three sexes: drone, queen, and worker. Workers are only labelled female because someone couldn’t abide the idea of something not being either one or the other.

And before someone calls “genetics” there are many species where both sexes have the exact same genetics, and even many where individuals can change reproductive capacity at will, and scientists suddenly have no problem calling the ones who grow eggs “female” even though they were “male” two weeks ago.

Some species of mammals reproduce asexually. They have only one sex. It is still called “female” because it makes babies even though one might reasonably ask why even make the distinction when every single individual makes babies just the same.

[flikkerij]

are you saying worker bees are….. nonbeenary

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[leander-ligo]

[theadventuresofmrgoose]

“What do you mean my shows cancelled?!” -Mr. Goose