nandor/the guide is so worthless they really got scared by how nandor didnt have any viable love interests but guillermo
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nandor/the guide is so worthless they really got scared by how nandor didnt have any viable love interests but guillermo
the parallel between jordan giving guillermo the framed photo when guillermo thought he was going to get a promotion and nandor giving him the glitter portrait when he thought he was going to become a vampire in the first episode... FOUL
nandor being like “guillermo remember when we watched the wedding planner together on that rainy sunday :)” and marwa hugging and kissing guillermo all over his face the day after nandor wished for marwa to like everything that he likes and nandor laying the suit jacket over guillermo at the end of the episode and then like. when nandor told guillermo he was afraid and guillermo said he would be right be his side and then they just. looked at each other sadly. yeehaw
vampire posting again
nandor’s wedding episode (4.06) might be one of my new favorites. obsessed with nadja being like “just fucked this dude in the closet, he’s still got it” and then laszlo being like “oh yeah? don’t mind if I do then” and she’s like “have fun my love”. Also laszlo saying “I think all marriage is a sham, except for mine. love u nadja :)”
AND nandor enchanting his new wife to like whatever he likes and she starts kissing Guillermo and telling him how much she enjoys his company. insane behavior, these gay people will do anything except admit their feelings
wwdits lore taking a hard stance against vampires being able to drink each other's blood for sexy reasons
DONT KILL HIM NANDOR
FUCK HIM INSTEAD
i love it when guillermo acts like he is above it all and then just ends up making sure he gets the best deal of them all
oh my god did laszlo dye his hair to match nadja's....where's MY husband that does shit like this. oh my god