My assumption is that you are secretly a werewolf
Was supposed to be a secret...

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My assumption is that you are secretly a werewolf
Was supposed to be a secret...
Life is like a box of chocolates: cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for, un-returnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in awhile there's a peanut butter cup, or english toffee, but they're gone too fast, their taste is fleeting. You end up with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts. If you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers.
The Cancer Man, X-Files