#x-files x reader

[jinxthequeergirl]

What dating Mulder and Scully sounds like:

Fox Mulder:

Dana Scully:

[dimitrescus-bitch]

Fuckery (Dana Scully x Reader)

smut

You could tell that it was driving Dana’s partner crazy not knowing how you were familiar with the other FBI agent. It would have been easy to just tell him, but you’d always liked fucking around with people. Of course, the way that you fucked around with Dana was not remotely the same as the way you did with Mulder. A part of you knew that you could flirt with the man to rile her up a little bit, but Dana was more rational now than she’d been in college. She knew you’d never actually go for a man, no matter how close to her he was. 

“Is there a reason you’re staring at me?” Dana asked as the two of you tried narrowing down some case files in your office. You bit your lip as your eyes trailed down the length of her neck and across her collar bones, and then you shook your head. 

“Not at all,” you lied. Dana cleared her throat and when you looked back over towards her, there was a slight flush starting from her chest. You found the file that she was looking for, at least the one that Fox had requested, and brought it over to her. You stepped in a little too close to be professional, placed your arm across her torso to set the file down in front of her, and leaned in close enough for her to feel your breath on the shell of her ear. “I believe you wanted this.” 

“What are you trying to do?” Dana asked after a couple of seconds. Green eyes flicked over to look at you, studying you in the way that they always had. Dana was still no closer to figuring you out, not even with her FBI training. 

“I’ll tell you when I figure it out.” You stepped back and began to make your way over to your desk. Dana followed you and pushed you forward against the mahogany surface. Her hand trailed up the inside of your thigh and you let out a small moan. “Is there something you want to get off your chest Agent Scully?” 

“I can’t take the teasing anymore,” Dana husked. You’d expected her voice to be a bit whinier than it was. You’d wanted her to be desperate for you, ready to beg, but it seemed you’d pushed her past that. Either way, you had no problems fulfilling her wishes. 

“Fuck me Dana.” She pulled you back from the desk a couple of inches, just enough to slip her hand into your pants. You spread your legs as she dipped her fingertip inside of you. She spread your wetness around as she rubbed your clit. Your knees buckled and you fell forward a bit, but Dana followed you down. Something about having her body against yours like that lit another fire in the pit of your stomach, tightened the metaphorical coil inside of your body just a bit more. All it took for you to find your release was the curling of Dana’s fingers inside of you a couple of times. 

“So much talk, but not much delivery. I guess that proves to show you’re more fuckery than fuck,” Dana teased you. She removed her hand from your pants and left you in your office while she ran the file to Mulder. 

[mackenziethehuntress]

The Truth is Out There

Clutching the file in your hand tight as can be, you ran to the only person you knew you could trust. The contents of the file you possessed were highly classified. If anyone knew you had knowledge of what it contained, let alone had the file on your person you'd be in serious danger.

You made your way towards the elevators, dashing through coworkers as you passed. Curses among other insults were thrown in your direction in response but you didn't have the time to care.

Ding. The elevator door opened in sync with your arrival. Luckily for you, nobody was on board. With a dire sense of urgency, you crossed the threshold and pressed the button for your desired floor.

In the time it took the elevator to descend to its destination, you had all but driven yourself completely mad with trepidation. Once the elevator stopped, you took a moment to collect yourself.

You needed to regain your composure because the information you were about to deliver was extraordinarily important. A sigh of relief escaped your lips as the elevator door opened.

The sound of your shoes clicking off of the linoleum floor echoed down the hallway. You were sure that your contact could hear you coming the second you stepped off the elevator.

The moment of truth was approaching as you drew near your contact's office. You took a deep breath to calm your nerves before you knocked.

"Who is it?" A familiar voice called from within.

"Mulder, it's me." You responded.

A few seconds later Fox Mulder, your ex fiancé, answered the door. He looked disappointed when he realized that it was you. It hurt to see that reaction, but you knew who he was hoping to find at his door and that's why you were there.

Mulder opened the door wider for you to enter then sat down at his desk. His office was less cluttered than usual. In fact, there was barely anything in his office at all. Even his infamous "I want to believe" poster was rolled up and placed in a file box.

"You're leaving aren't you?" You asked, an accusatory look taking residence on your face.

Mulder sighed. "There's nothing left for me here." He said as he leaned back in his chair and folded his hands behind his head.

You scoffed in disbelief. "I have something I think you'll want to see." You offered the Manila file folder in his direction.

"(Y/N) I'm done with the X-files. I'm sure you can handle it on your own." Mulder said.

You looked at your feet momentarily, wondering if things would be different if your relationship hadn't fallen apart. You pushed the thought away and looked into his eyes. "It's about Scully, Mulder. I know where they're keeping her."

Without hesitation, Mulder took the file from your hand and opened it. You watched as Mulder clenched his jaw while he read the contents of the file. You went through a lot of trouble to get this for him, even put your life on the line.

"How did you get this?" He pressed, holding the file in the air.

"It's not important, let's just go-" you started, only to be interrupted.

"The devil is in the details, (Y/N)!" Mulder yelled as he wiped his hand down his sculpted face. "They're on to you, aren't they?" He knew the answer to the question, you weren't sure why he even asked.

All you could do was meekly shake your head 'yes' in response.

Expecting another outburst, you were shocked when Mulder simply picked up his coat and walked over to you. "Where are you going?" You asked.

He caressed the side of your face with his hand. "I can't lose you too, do you understand me?"

You looked up into his hazel eyes and got a good look at them for the first time in a while. "You won't." You reassured.

Mulder leaned in and placed a gentle kiss on your temple. He lingered there a little longer than you expected, maybe he wasn't completely over you after all.

[dimitrescus-bitch]

Funny Business (Dana Scully x Reader)

smut

Your week had been utterly grueling. While you were happy that Dana had managed to convince you to join the FBI, it was a demanding process. Currently, you’d been practicing different scenarios and drills before your big final exams. Mulder had written recommendations for you to join them once you’d passed the exams, but you had to get a certain score, so you were working your ass off. 

“Oh no, what happened?” Dana asked as she noticed a bruise on the back of your thigh. You turned in an attempt to look where she was before realizing you couldn’t see behind yourself like that. “That’s a pretty nasty bruise.” 

“Overshot a jump,” you said and Dana frowned. She knew that you’d gone out and done some kind of sketchy things to make sure your body was ready for the tasks ahead of itself. One of those things was climbing over different fences that you came across with another cadet. On your fence climbing session the other night, you had launched yourself over a fence and managed to hit the back of your leg on something in the alley. 

“My poor baby, overworking herself,” Dana said as she leaned up to kiss your cheek. You smiled and turned around to face her. You tilted your head down to kiss her and winced when you stood up straight again. “Come on back to the bedroom, I’ll give you a massage and you can rest up. You don’t want to push yourself too hard before the exams.” 

“Fine, but don’t get any ideas. I’m here for a restful massage, not funny business,” you teased. Dana hooked her fingers under the collar of your shirt and dragged you back to the bedroom. You took your shirt off and laid stomach down on the bed. 

Dana handed you a pillow for your head and you folded it and stuffed it under your head. You could smell lavender seconds before Dana’s newly oiled hands slid up your back. She worked out the tension in your shoulders, ignoring the way you’d moan. After she was done with your shoulders, she decided to work on your calves. You thought it was a bit odd, but you didn’t mind it. 

When she got to your thighs, you couldn’t stop yourself from moaning at the feeling. You were definitely aroused, but so was Dana. She straddled you, her hips pressing against your butt as she worked her way down your back. 

If you really focused, you could feel her grinding against you. Dana’s hips kept pushing against you as her hands moved lower and lower down your back. You could hear Dana starting to pant as she got closer and closer to her climax. For a second, neither of her hands were on your body. You turned your head just in time to see her pulling one of her hands out of her pants. 

“Fuck Dana,” you groaned as your own arousal became apparent. She got off of you and immediately flipped you over. She wasted no time with teasing and got straight to the good stuff. Her lips felt heavenly wrapped around your clit and the way that her fingers curled with every thrust was more than enough to make you lose your wits. 

“Cum for me,” Dana told you as she felt your muscles tighten around her fingers. Your entire body tensed under her touch and Dana slowly coaxed you down from your orgasm with the gentle push and pull of her fingers inside of you. When it was all said and done, the two of you laid there together in the bed. “We’ll have to get up and wash off the oil.” 

“After a quick rest please?” you asked and Dana nodded. She curled up in your arms and let you hold her as you quickly drifted off to sleep. 

[dimitrescus-bitch]

Sex With Dana Scully

dana is pretty tightly wound normally, so you had kind of expected the sex to be really vanilla at first

yes, there are times when it is very vanilla, but you don’t mind

the nights when it starts with a bit of wine and making out as you try to do the dishes from the dinner you made her 

dana may be kind of short, but she doesn’t let her height deter anything 

there is a spot just below her waist that when your hand brushes against, she’ll giggle 

dana isn’t too communicative during sex, but you don’t mind 

there are better uses for your mouths than talking 

she’ll take her time undressing you and winding you up 

normally most of her clothes are on for the first time you cum that night 

dana uses mostly her fingers the first time around to make you cum 

you’ll eat her out, secretly challenging yourself to finishing her off with just your mouth 

when she uses her mouth, you’re a goner 

dana is the one who brings up using a strap-on in bed 

she tops you with it first 

there’s a look in her eyes when she fucks you like that and it drives you up the wall 

after she comes back from cases, she’ll eat you out and then give you the strap 

she likes you riding her and she’ll literally wait up for you sometimes in the living room 

when you walk in, she’s sitting naked on the couch, waiting for you 

that almost instantly gets you wet 

you don’t like using the strap on her because you feel it’s a lot less intimate 

she understands that and it isn’t like you’re lacking in any departments 

after sex the two of you will lay a bit away from each other to cool down before cuddling 

you never fall asleep after sex unless she’s holding you or you’re holding her

dana will straight up pass out after sex sometimes though, exhaustion of her job catching up with her

[dimitrescus-bitch]

Back to the Future (Dana Scully x Reader)

“Duck!” a woman yelled as you were tackled onto the ground. You landed with a loud thud and subsequent groan. The woman peeked her head up and then got off of your body. “Are you alright?” 

“I’ve been better,” you groaned as you got up. “Agent Scully, I presume?” 

“You’re the woman convincing my partner of time travel,” she said and you nodded. “You realize that you’re either crazy or a really good con artist.” 

“Or I’m a time traveler,” you offered. She gave you a look of disbelief and then started walking. You followed her, not wanting to get yourself stranded in the 1990s. “You don’t believe me.” 

“I do not, but I do know that people are shooting at you. Mulder thinks I can protect you, in fact he’s convinced that you’re not safe with anyone other than me,” Scully said and you nodded. It was true, you weren’t safer with anyone else. This woman didn’t know you, but she was still here protecting you personally instead of pawning you off on the cops or someone else. 

“If you’ve got work to do, I’d be more than happy to assist. I realize I don’t have FBI credentials, but my knowledge of your department is more than adequate.” You gave her a hopeful look and she sighed. 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 

Over the course of the next few days, you had worked alongside Scully. Your work was done in secret, but you had been a big help to her. Just as she had been a big help to you. You’d been able to dodge the men hunting you much easier with her assistance than alone. In fact, the two of you had managed to take care of the men hunting you down. Without that distraction, you were able to resume working on getting yourself back to your own time. 

“This future of yours, did you know Mulder and I there?” Scully asked you. She had begun to indulge the idea that you were a time traveler. 

“Not directly. I’d heard stories though. You guys saved a lot of lives, you should be proud of yourselves,” you told her. She smiled at that as she looked down at the piece of paper you’d been scribbling numbers on for the past hour. 

“Were we dead?” Scully asked on a more somber note. You looked up from your paper and sighed. “When are you from?” 

“A century ahead. I didn’t know you personally, but I’d met you before in a sense. Obviously you made an impact or else we wouldn’t be having this conversation,” you said with a chuckle. “I wanted to get to know you, the real you. Not just a projection of a consciousness that hadn’t existed in decades.” 

“A projection of a consciousness?” 

“Artificial intelligence,” you clarified. “The knowledge of certain decisions of your life broken down to figure out your mental processes. They take that data, insert it into a computer, and recreate people who have passed.” 

“They made me a robot?” Scully asked and you nodded. The two of you sat there in a silence as you wrote down another number and scratched out a couple near the top of the page. “How do I compare?” 

“You’re much more fascinating to me. Here, you’re authentic and certain in a way that the machines can’t be,” you told her with a small smile. “When I figure out how to get back, I’ll be sad.” 

“Maybe I can distract you and you can enjoy this a little while longer,” Scully suggested and you put your pencil down. She put her hands on your face and cupped your cheeks. Your breath hitched as she leaned forward and pressed her lips to yours. You kissed her back and let your hands fall onto her hips. 

“I think I’m done for the night,” you breathed out against her lips. The two of you sat there at the desk for a couple of moments, not quite sure what to do yet. Scully made the first move and you followed her over to the bed. It wasn’t a lot, but just getting to lay there together had your heart racing a little. 

[dimitrescus-bitch]

Dating Dana Scully (Mulder!Reader)

you hadn’t seen your brother in about a year

some freaky shit happens in the town where you were going to college and in comes fox with a very attractive woman 

she introduces herself as agent scully before interrogating you on what you’d seen 

“are you okay?” “i’m fine agent, just taken aback a bit. i wasn’t expecting you to be so beautiful.” 

dana rolls her eyes at your compliment, but you can see the blush on her cheeks 

you bring her a coffee one day while she’s working at the station 

dana goes to your apartment to check up on you 

your brother wants someone to walk you home from work and dana sort of volunteers 

he doesn’t say anything, not realizing that dana has a crush on you 

the two of you go out for drinks one night and hook up 

their case wraps up and you give dana your phone number in case she’s ever around 

she gives you hers and the two of you call each other at least once a week 

you take a trip to dc to visit her when she’s not working on cases and the two of you sneak around hiding your relationship from fox 

it isn’t that you think he’d disapprove of your relationship, he already knows you like women, but you think he might like scully 

scully helps you study for exams and stuff over the phone or when you visit her 

once your work is finished, she happily monopolizes your time and attention 

at first, the two of you are trying really hard to make the sex sexy 

once you get past that, it’s less anxiety inducing and much more enjoyable 

you always leave a sweatshirt or a t-shirt at her place 

fox finds out about the two of you because dana accidentally wears one of your sweatshirts in front of him 

he doesn’t say anything, keeping it a secret until you two decide to tell him 

at your graduation, with all of your family there, you introduce dana as your girlfriend and announce that you’re moving to DC 

you’ve got a job lined up with a senator that would keep you busy when dana’s away on cases 

“congratulations ladies, i’m happy for you.” “mulder, you knew?” “maybe i did, maybe i didn’t.” 

fox later tells the story of how he figured it out at your engagement party