[ You wouldn't believe the acrobatic shit it took him to get up there -- but here he is. After hours, legs hooked under some pipes hanging way too low, way too loose below the ceiling and the only support being that ( a recipe for disaster, the pie in his hand included ). It's the doorway if the battle subway and he's waiting, he's waiting good and patient for Touko to walk through. Light him on fire for her scare cam, will she---?!
Well, not anymore; here he is with the video camera in one hand and banana cream in the other, just waiting for that door to swing open and--oh--she's coming! ]
SMACK CAM---
[ And as soon as that door swung open, Kyouhei dropped his head down, dropped it quick with the tin at the ready -- and disaster struck again. The doors open inwards, and he just got a face smack of glass, trippin' down from his seat above the doors and down, down, down to the ground. And to add insult to injury, the pie landed right-smack on his poor damn face.
Though lo and behold, after all that work: ]
Pffsh---You're not even-- [ COUGH, COUGH -- BANANA CREAM FLIES. ] --Fuck, wrong... person...