#x1junho

[ekswanthusiast]

X1 in a haunted house alignment charts. Whose side are you on?

[oneitstayforever]

Kidnapper: we have your child

wooseok: what do you mean, dohyun and hyeongjun are right here

kidnapper: then who's this kid who keeps screaming Priki

wooseok: oH GOD YOU HAVE EUNSANG

wooseok: keep him.

seungwoo, screaming from the kitchen: WOOSEOK WE TALKED ABOUT THIS—

[oneitstayforever]

Wooseok: hey hangyul

Hangyul: yea?

Wooseok: you're really pretty today

Hangyul: Oh, thank you! We don't get that a lot from you

Wooseok: pretty damn fucking annoying was what I meant

[oneitstayforever]

seungyeon: hey guys

seungyeon: what's the plural of hydroflask

junho: I swear to God, seungyeon hyung—

seungyeon : hydroflaskskskskskksks

X1:

the world:

the universe:

wooseok, sobbing: please kill me, I mean just do it

[oneitstayforever]

eunsang: what if the reason we zone out is because aliens paused the reality show

Wooseok: please go to sleep, its 3 am

[oneitstayforever]

X1: *talking about Minhee*

Hyeongjun: Minhee is beauty

Junho: Minhee is grace

Dongpyo: Minhee will knock you in the fucking face because he's 182 and is way too tall.

[oneitstayforever]

hyeongjun: can you imagine being paid for being cute? That'll be awesome

yohan, whispering: you'll be a billionaire

hyeongjun: what

yohan: what