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A legion conversation

Dave: I don't know why Sylvanas is threatening to kill me.

Me: what do you mean?

Dave: that whole "hero of the broken isles, we'll deal with you later" thing

Me: I don't think that was a threat, I think she's just busy.

Dave: dude, it's Sylvanas. She has two modes - kill, and getting ready to kill.

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Conversations with Dumbldore

An actual conversation @Xaiphafonese and I just had

Harry: (sometime after book 4) Sir, I have to say I don't feel very safe here any more.

Dumbledore: Ah come come my boy, what's wrong?

Harry: Well sir, one of our teachers was impersonating a friend of yours with polyjuice potion and noone noticed - and I almost died.

Dumbledore: Yes well, that's polyjuice for you.

Harry: I almost died.

Dumbledore: Ah yes, "almost."

Harry: ... In year three our defense against the dark arts teacher was a werewolf.

Dumbledore: And?

Harry: He tried to eat me!

Dumbledore: And he's one of your favorite teachers.

Harry: Not three days out of the month he's not!

Dumbledore: Come Harry, that's very small minded of you.

Harry: ... ... In year two our DADA teacher only knew one spell and had no idea what real magic was about.

Dumbledore: Ah, yes, he was very pretty.

Harry: But sir, he didn't teach us anything.

Dumbledore: Gay.

Harry: Yes, fair point but... well now I have issues with your hiring practices. Also in year one there was the three headed dog, the man eating plant, and the professor trying to kill me.

Dumbledore: Ah yes, but you became a better wizard for it.

Harry: I only know three spells! One to summon a stag that only works against dementors, one to disarm my opponent, and one that flat out kills my opponent!

Dumbledore: Yes and you're very good at them too. *beams with pride and pats Harry's shoulder* Ahead of your time, really.

Harry: *inarticulate noises of frustration*