☆Embarrassing (cute) things they did before you started dating!☆
with diasomnia! ☆ >masterlist< ☆
Malleus-When did he become this easy to read? When was he this… cute? He often forgets his regal way of carrying himself when he’s with you. When you refuse his invitation, you could practically see a pout on his face! Finding himself in front of your door, he knocks politely, despite the pouring rain outside. Upon opening the door, all you could think about is how he resembled a sopping wet cat. You even catch him sneezing, water droplets dripping from his hair. Isn’t he able to block rain? Little did you know, he was a little too excited to see you. From the looks of it, he noticed it too, looking away from you to calm himself down. A slight blush began to bloom on his neck when he turned.
Lilia- His age was showing, in unexpected ways. Honestly, he never expected to get this far. It started as a fun way to tease you, so why was he actually going through with it? From holding doors for you to pulling the chair back before you sit… wasn’t he practically courting you? Thank goodness he caught himself before he went too far, heavens, he’d even asked if you had received his ‘correspondence’ yet! Surely you would just pass it off as him being the kind and welcoming person he is, right? Despite this, he still continues gifting you thoughtful presents and even holds your hand gently while both of you walk down the staircase.
Silver- Everything seems so much funnier when you say it. He smiles a lot more around you, if you’re lucky, you catch him laughing. Soft giggles that are rarely heard. Even when you’re not telling stories or funny (lame) jokes, he still finds himself staring at you, almost fondly. He never really notices when he’s smiling, unconsciously laughing alongside you. Maybe it’s just… you? When you realised, it all made sense. No wonder the birds and squirrels started coming over, to listen in.
Sebek-He somehow always finds an excuse to offer you his jacket. Too cold? A jacket is thrown at you. Raining? While running, you notice Sebek rushing to the rescue. If you accidentally spill something on your uniform, he’s the first one to lend you his jacket. Of course, he does it in his own way. Through thoughtful nagging and lecturing, you could still feel the warmth behind his words. Though, you probably missed when he would cough awkwardly, watching you wear his jacket with a tinge of blush on his cheeks, glancing away and back again. It’s his duty… totally.
໒꒱ summary : you accidentally leave a lipstick mark on them.
໒꒱ warnings : kisses, they get embarrassed, lipstick , reader wears lipstick but so dose majority of twst chars..so really no gender leaning. fluff , someone else points it out for them? Ooc probably , cussing , I don’t know what else to add, sorry..
໒꒱ note: I’ll get to work on some reqs after this. Thank you for the people who have sent me some! It took a while longer since this is my first time working with..7 characters in one piece.
You were attending one of the unbirthday parties that were hosted in heartslabyul, and after that you had to go run some errands and finish the little work you had on you.
So with the few minutes you had left, riddle was walking with you alone through the rose maze, holding your hand in his as he smiled listening to you, he was so cute like this..a soft smile gracing his pretty face, looking at you like you’re his whole world. it almost made you wanna ditch everything and just stay with him, but you were more mature than that..it’s already late in the evening.
“I’ll have to leave now, rido! I’ll visit tomorrow with ace deuce, so I’ll see you then.”
“I’d prefer it if you stayed longer, but as you wish, my love.”
words cannot describe how you just wanted to kiss him and bite him—but you just leaned over and pressed a small kiss on his cheek, that you didn’t think much of. You completely forgot that you wore lipstick, and he didn’t even notice.
Eventually after you’ve left, he came out the maze and went to sit at his place, the moment he walked in and was seen by ace and cater, ace immediately laughed while cater looked shocked..but with that grin he usually had.
Riddle looked at them confused when he saw them suddenly start laughing when he came, What was with them? Have they gone mad? Riddle didn’t do anything ..
“Woah rids!!! That’s so brave of you to come out like that~ you two are tots adorable!”
“Wowww, housewarden! I didn’t think you’re a show off guy!”
Riddle looked at them confused and , even more annoyed. What are they talking about?? He really doesn’t get it.. ‘you two’? Did you do something in the rose maze while he wasn’t aware? But you didn’t play with his hair like usual, so it wasn’t messed up, you two didn’t even kiss like usual , so he by all means didn’t have anything on his lips or anything wrong with his appearance..so what’s brave and ‘show off’ about him?
“What are you two talking about..? I don’t recall having anything in my appearance that would make a big deal.”
A tired sigh was heard, as Trey was standing on the side . He already saw riddle when he came out, and he knew riddle would never go out with that..he knew it was an accident.
“Don’t worry about them, riddle. Just..you might wanna check your face, that’s all.”
Riddle saw cater shove his phone in his hand, camera app already opened giving him a mirror, and when he saw..
It was..there was..a kiss mark on his cheek. He gasped as he almost dropped caters phone.
“W-WHAT IS THAT?! THAT IS COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE!! Give me a tissue this instant!”
He yelled, although the flush on his face was saying otherwise , as ace kept teasing him.
God..you really just keep making him flustered, even when you’re not around.
He really won’t live this down for a while now..
After spending most of the day at leonas room, you had to take your leave to tend to your own matters, despite him asking demanding you to stay with him, because seriously, why did you even need to go? Just do whatever you wanna do later and just hang with him.
But as tempting as that sounds, you couldn’t have the luxury of staying or you won’t be hearing the end of it from Crowley, not that Leona would deal with it.
“Not really, I’ve got to go. I’ll see you tomorrow morning though!”
You said as you stood up from his bed, leaning down to press a small and thick kiss on the exposed part of his forehead. Eventually you left, and that’s when it all happened..
Leona didn’t really bother to do anything else, so he closed his eyes to take a nap. He heard the door open but he knew it wasn’t you because you just left, so he figured it was ruggie. No one else would have just walked in casually.
However..that laughed ruggie let out annoyed him a bit..he could tell it was targeted at him, he opened an eye as saw ruggie looking back at him with that smug and knowing look.
“The hell are you laughing at?”
“Oh, nothing Leona San! I just didn’t think you’d be that type of guy..shishishishh”
Leona furrowed his brows, that type of guy? The hell did he mean? The more Leona grew confused, the more he felt annoying..sitting up and glaring at ruggie, he spoke once more,
“You gonna spit it out or what? I don’t have all day.”
“Sorry, boss~ here! You could borrow my mirror!”
Ruggie said with a shiteating grin as he gave Leona his small mirror , Leona looked at his face, there was..nothing, tf?? He was about to turn to ruggie to get him out, till he noticed the lipstick. On his forehead. That small bit that was exposed.
Sevens..did you seriously have no where better to leave it on? He let out a big sigh as he shoved the mirror at ruggie hand and tried to wipe the lipstick and immediately slumping back, not bothering to check if it’s gone.
“Y’know it’s still there, right? What a cheesy guy—“
“Get the hell out ruggie.”
You came over to Octavinelle, more specifically azuls office for a small while. You had some free time on your hand, and what better way to spend it than to go and annoy your pretty boyfriend for a small bit? However, just as you were about to leave , giving him time to finish his own work, you leaned closer and placed a small kiss on the edge of his lips,
“Then, I’ll take my leave now. See ya tomorrow Azul?”
“Yes, I’ll see you tomorrow, my pearl.”
With that you left, and in the same time Jade walked in the same time.
“Azul, I believe that—..oho? Azul, i didn’t expect this type of thing from you.”
“Jade? Whatever are you talking about?”
Azul looked up at him, what thing? He would know that Jade wasn’t talking about him doing anything shady, because Jade was just as bad as him.
Jade noticing that Azul didn’t seem to pick up on what he meant, or, notice the lipstick for that matter, merely gave him one of his eerie smiles as he placed whatever paper he had brought for him.
“Nothing the matter. Although, you may want to take a look on the mirror. It quite suits your appearance.”
Seeing that smile, he already knew something was up, and he already knew that whatever was up, was something he clearly won’t be hearing the end of anytime soon.
He just..really didn’t expect it y to be a lipstick smudged near his lips. Sevens..he really, really won’t be hearing the end of it..
Kalim being an airhead was one thing, and it seemed to rub on you when you were around him .
This time, Kalim was the one who had to leave to get his own work done, you’d be lying if you said that you didn’t feel bummed out because when you finally didn’t have anything, he did..but it’s fine ..
“It’s okay, cutie! I’ll try to finish faster, jamils gonna help me anyway!”
You nodded with a sigh as you hugged him back when he gave a tight hug, placing a quick kiss on his jaw as you waved him off goodbye. Now then..what are you up to do?
Kalim, on the other hand, walked through the hallway with a happy hum after hanging out with you, he noticed some stares on his way, but it wasn’t really unusual, so he didn’t pay them annnyyyyyyy mind!
When he reached the library, he waved excitedly at jamil ,
“Heyyy , jamil ! You’re already here!”
“Of course I am. Could you— wait..”
Kalim looked at him confused with that usual smile that quickly flew away when jamil got a grip on him, holding his chin as he shoved his head to the other side .
“Did—DID YOU WALK ALL THE WAY WITH THAT?!”
“Huh?? With what?”
Kalim looked at jamil confused and caught off guard with his he suddenly switched up, what was he talking about? Kalim really didn’t understand..
“Whatever you do with [name], stays where it is. You can’t walk around having evidence on you, do you know how shameful it is?”
Kalim blinked, whatever you two do..? What did you two did? Thinking as hard as his brain allowed him, let’s see..you two hung out..played games..then chatted..then he had to leave , and hugged you, then..you kissed him..that’s it! Wait, was it about the kiss…?! How did jamil know?!
“..?! How’d you know they kissed me?! Are you a mind reader?!”
“that’s not what mind reading means. Look at your jaw, you have an obvious lipstick stain. You’ll be better off to clean it.”
Jamil sighed heavily. Seriously..he has to babysit two idiots (sorry..)
Look, he found out later. After you placed a chaste kiss on him, a small smudge seemed to catch on his cheek, but you didn’t pick up on it , and somehow, neither did he despite the time he picked up a mirror throughout the day.
He was talking to epel, something about his behaviour..
“I’d also expect you to keep pomefiore reputation intact, every participant counts. Do you understand?”
“..yes, vil-san.”
“Good.”
Epel looked at him once more, as if he was about to speak, but hesitated, and vil waited for him to get the words out.
“What is it?”
“..uh..”
Epel looked a bit uncomfortable, as if something was bothering him (it is) vil raised an eyebrow,
“Speak up, I’m listening.”
“Your um..cheek. It has a little kiss on it..”
Vil blinked for a moment, a kiss? He just checked his mirror , how did he even miss it..?! Or was epel pulling a prank? He picked up his mirror and looked, and once he turned his face slightly to the side, he saw it..it was faint, really.
Seems your lipstick wasn’t the strongest out there, huh..he let out a sigh, now..how did that happen, and in front of no other than epel? Alas, he still tried to act like he wasn’t embarrassed or anything.
“I see. Thank you for letting me know, epel. You can go now. Go. You can leave.”
Epel wasn’t an idiot, he clearly could tell that tone .. so he quickly left , just as you were walking in the room, when you passed epel, he glared at you mumbling something. What’s up with that prissy thing now..??!
Walking in the room, you were immediately met by his glare . You fought the urge to just turn around and leave but he bet you to it..
“Took your sweet time coming here, now?”
“what do you mean..”
“Would you explain this?”
He said angrily as he pointed to his cheek, and you saw the lipstick, lol..it really suited him, man. You’d do that shit again no doubt .
“Ah..sorry, accidents , am I right?”
You said , trying to lighten the mood a little, but it clearly didn’t work ..
“Accidents, hm? Well. It’d only be fair if you were to have a little accident too. Sit down.”
Well you’d be a fool to pass that on!!! You’d even pay to be all marked up with lipstick by vil schoenheit!
It was one of those few times where Idia left his room, wow. Yay. He went to Sam’s shop, his plan was simple. Go to the store. Get snacks and candy for him and his s/o. Get back to his room. Just that. He had no plans to talk to anyone! And thankfully, it was late at night so it’s mostly empty.
“Idia senpai?”
He yelped as he looked back at the noise —ah..silver-shi..jeez. He had to be all mysterious and cool like that, how did he not hear his step.
“Ah..silver..”
“What are you doing here? It’s way past curfew.”
(IKNOW. It’s that vignette. I just like it.)
Idia sighed as he looked at the other side.
“Just a quick side quest to Sam’s.”
“Oh, i see. You better head—..oh.”
Silver suddenly looked surprised when the wing caught up and slightly waved idias hair. What, was he suddenly thinking idia was sooo pretty? Wheheh..right..
“What’s that? Aren’t you gonna like, finish your sentence?”
“My apologies. I was just caught off guard. I didn’t know you had some lipstick on your forehead. Your hair covers it well.”
He laughed, hah. Of course he’s caught off guard! How amazing is that?! Ah..idia managed to make a ssr rarity rated character surprised just by having a kiss mark on his—
..wait. Wut.
“…lipstick..?!”
WHAT THE HELL. SO HE WASNT IMPRESSED BY IDIA AND , HE JUST EMBARRASSED HIMSELF FURTHER.!! Sevens..
“wait! Idia senpai—!”
Silver couldn’t finish his sentence when idia quickly turned around and ran surprisingly fast for someone like him, having his hood to cover his hair as its end turn pink.
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Back in his room, he didn’t bother doing anything or getting anything!!! You or ortho can grab it!!
Slamming face first into his bed , his cries were heard by his little brother floating to him .
“Brother?! What’s wrong?”
“i CANT step a foot outside anymore!”
“What happened??”
“It’s over. This is the part where i die. I’ll be better off as an npc.”
“..what happened?”
“I embarrassed myself..my social score is minus zero. In front of silver-shi too..”
“What social scores are you talking about?”
“THANKS A LOT, ORTHO.”
Malleus wasn’t usually seen by others outside his dorm unless it was in a joint class , or something.
So, when you told him you needed to go your way, promising to visit diasomnia later , he nodded.
“Ah, i see. I’ll see you soon, beloved.”
You nodded, placing a small kiss on his lower cheek , and going your way.
The walk back to his dorm was peaceful, he was content, clear sky, empty hallways , the whether was pleasant . Nothing quite unusual.
And as he walked past a few students, they suddenly went quiet. Malleus noticed that, but he also knew that many people did that around him. So he paid no great mind to it.
However, when he stepped a foot into diasomnia’s lounge , he was met by Lilia who looked up at him, about to greet him but seemingly caught off guard.
“Oho? You seem to be in a good mood tonight.”
“Am i?”
“Certainly! You’re very radiant, it aren’t you?”
“..Lilia, is there something you wish to tell me?”
“Nothing really. It’s already there, you might wanna check out your cheeks though. Kheheh!”
Malleus’ fingers instinctively went to rub his cheeks, glancing at his fingers afterward, seeing a faint colour on them. He was silent for a moment ,
“Ah.”
“Yes?”
He slowly remembered, just before you two parted ways you kissed him. He didn’t really notice your lipstick, not that he’d stop you even if he did.
He was much more focused on the fact that you kissed more than anything else in the world.
How unfortunate..
Lilias laugh was what cut him off of his thoughts, looking back at him ,
“It is hardly that amusing.”
“Oh, of course! Walking around with your sweethearts print is not amusing at all. Kheheh.”
“…”
Maybe it is a little amusing, but, he wasn’t that panicked or embarrassed by it. He was oddly pleased by the thought of you leaving a small mark on him. Not because of the lipstick, but because the fact that it left evidence that someone dear to him was there.
So, i guess it’s worth it if he endures lilias teasing for a while.
a/n : my god this took so much longer than i thought. Expect some mistakes because I don’t feel like reading it all over, and please let me know about any mistakes to better myself. Thank you!
"the radiant blue one in your hand right now, his name is absolem. he does not socialize as much as the other hedgehogs do. the orange one is a new additition to our hedgehogs. i have named him hamish and-" riddle paused his words to glance up at you. "i'm sorry, prefect. am i perhaps boring you?"
you shook your head. despite your fingers scratching the belly of the blue hedgehog you were holding, your full attention was on the housewarden in front of you. "you are not. please, continue. what about hamish?"
riddle cleared his throat, cheeks tinged red.
"yes, well, hamish is quite the troublemaker as he still is very young. he bit one of my first years during feeding time."
"silly little thing..."
the tyrant of a housewarden glanced up at you once more, his palms becoming uncomfortably sweaty. riddle really needed to calm his heart rate, spending time with you was not ideal for his blood pressure.
"ascot is quite the character as well. i likes to find his way out of the cage during unbirthday parties."
"he just wants to explore..." you cooed softly as you set the blue hedgehog down, who you now know was named absolem, before reaching to gently pick up a pink one.
"i suppose he does."
"when the hedgehogs are used during croquet, does it hurt them?" your question rang in riddle's ears as you looked up at him. the tips reddened, and he hoped you couldn't see how their now-rouge colour just so happened to match the colour of his hair...
"excellent question, prefect. it does not hurt the little ones nor harm them in the long run. queen of hearts rule 349; all members of the dorm must treat the hedgehogs with the utmost care and strike them in the correct place on their bodies as to not cause any harm."
"may i join in a game sometime, then?"
you? join heartslabyul in a game of croquet? why-
"yes, you may. there shall be a match at next week's unbirthday party. i shall make sure to inform trey to reserve you a flamingo and-"
you shifted closer to him. "no, riddle. may i play with just you?"
oh great sevens, that sounded like a date to the poor boy!
the rouge in his ears spread to his cheeks as riddle tried his best as to tug on his collar for more air.
Gn!Reader, reader is not Yuu; possible OOС; hcs; kissing; the scene is interrupted by strangers; a hint of the future; a hint of an established relationship;
English is not my first language, so I apologize for any mistakes.
Riddle
Riddle’s private office. They were supposed to be reviewing reports, but you made Riddle get distracted. The strict and perfect prefect loses all his haughtiness: his cheeks are burning, but he grabs your tie and pulls you into a surprisingly commanding and deep kiss, proving that he’s in charge here, despite his height.
“This is a violation of every possible rule… but I think I can turn a blind eye for a few minutes… Look only at me…”
“Rule 53… no! I’m the housewarden, I should behave flawlessly, but why do all these boundaries simply fall apart with you? Your lips are so soft… I want to remember this moment, I want you to look only at me and not dare think about anyone else in this college.”
The door opens, Trey enters with a tea tray. He freezes on the threshold, sighs, sets the tray down on the nearest side table, carefully adjusts his glasses, and says: “I’ll come back in five minutes. And, Riddle… don’t forget to fix your collar, we have a tea party in half an hour.”
Riddle instantly jumps back, blushing to the tips of his ears, and starts shouting at Trey hysterically, hiding his wild embarrassment behind his usual hot‑headedness.
The outburst of anger at Trey is obviously just an attempt to hide his extreme shame. Inside, Riddle is burning: his heart is pounding as if he’s run a marathon, and his thoughts are jumbled. He’s terrified of looking unserious or stupid, but at the same time, deep down, he’s angry at Trey for ruining that second of pure, genuine happiness.
Leona
Leona’s cherished shady spot in the botanical garden. Leona pulls you down onto the grass, looming over you. His kisses are lazy but incredibly greedy and hot, he growls right into your lips and threads his fingers through your hair, completely trapping you with his long legs.
“Stubborn potion… think you can just come to my spot and not pay the price? Forget about lessons. You’ll stay with me until I say otherwise.”
“There you go again with your tenderness… But since you came into the lion’s mouth yourself — don’t complain. I’m too lazy to play romance, but I can’t let you go anymore. You belong to me here and now, and that scent… it completely clouds my mind.”
Ruggie emerges from the bushes with a huge armful of food boxes. “Shishishi! Leona-san, I got you everything you asked for… Oh. You could at least put up a ‘Do Not Disturb, Hunting in Progress’ sign. By the way, since I interrupted you, I’ll take a silence fee!”
Leona doesn’t even pull back immediately — he just bares his teeth in irritation and throws a small stone that was within reach at Ruggie, muttering for him to get lost if he doesn’t want to become a doormat.
Ruggie’s appearance doesn’t embarrass Leona — it just annoys him pure and simple. He despises anyone intruding on his personal territory. The stone thrown at the hyena is only a small part of his irritation; Leona feels somewhat slighted because his “prey” was scared away right in front of him, and now he’ll have to find another excuse to be alone.
Azul
Azul’s private office after the Mostro Lounge closes. Azul carefully presses you against his desk, sweeping some important papers onto the floor. Without his glasses, his gaze is frighteningly intimate. Azul’s kisses are desperate, passionate, with an almost vulnerable greed — he gives away all his control.
“I calculated everything, but I can’t calculate you… This isn’t profitable, it’s stupid! But right now.. Tell me you need me. Let me take all of your attention.”
“This is completely irrational! There’s no commercial benefit in this at all! So why can’t I pull away? Your hands on my shoulders… it’s more intoxicating than any magic potion… just let me feel that I’m needed by someone for real.”
The door opens quietly, and Jade appears on the threshold with a flawless document holder. He instantly assesses the situation, his smile growing even wider. “Oh my, oh my, Azul. I knew you were working hard on new proposals, but I didn’t think the negotiations would go… this far. Do continue, I’ll just leave the cleaning bills here.”
Azul instantly fumbles for his glasses, drops his pen, his face burning. He tries to regain his business tone, but his voice cracks into a falsetto as he attempts to make excuses to the smiling Jade.
When Jade ruins the moment with his perfectly polite smirk, Azul experiences a real emotional collapse (?). His carefully constructed image of a “successful businessman” crumbles in a second. He feels naked and vulnerable, and his brain panickedly tries to calculate how to make Jade keep quiet and not die of shame himself.
Kalim
Scarabia balcony under the starry sky. Kalim is sincere and impulsive: he simply wraps his arms around your neck and kisses you with pure, ringing tenderness and open passion that takes your breath away. All his gold and jewellery jingles softly in time with his movements. I think he’s the only one who doesn’t do it roughly.
“I’m so happy! I want to give you everything I have - this whole palace, all the treasures! But most of all I just want to be with you like this. Please, smile at me again!”
“This is so great! It literally takes my breath away! I want to give you this whole world, I want us to dance, laugh, and kiss for an eternity! Your warmth is the best treasure in all of Scarabia, I’ll never let it go!”
Jamil walks silently down the corridor with a tray of sherbet. He stops, silently watches the scene for a few seconds. His eye literally twitches at the thought of potential danger/scandal. “Kalim… I told you not to hug guests at the edge of the balcony. You could both fall. And anyway… off to bed, now!”
Kalim laughs cheerfully, not at all embarrassed, but he feels his face heating up slightly, and he pulls Jamil to join them in stargazing while you try not to burn up from shame. (Jamil declines, thank you. He, unfortunately, has already seen where your “stargazing” leads.)
Kalim doesn’t feel any negativity or shame when Jamil bursts in. His heart is simply overflowing with tenderness. The only thing he regrets is that the moment ended so quickly. He genuinely sparkles with energy and immediately switches to the idea of throwing a huge evening just for the two of them (or three) in celebration.
Vil
Vil’s dressing room in front of a lighted mirror. Vil holds your chin with his impeccably manicured fingers. His kisses are a mix of exquisite art and wild, all-consuming flame. He appraises, directs, but gradually he almost loses his head himself, pressing you into the velvet chair.
“You are imperfect, your movements are awkward… but why do you make my heart beat so un-aesthetically fast? Don’t you dare look away. I will make this moment perfect for both of us.”
“Your gaze… there’s no falseness in it. It’s a beautiful imperfection… Your lips respond to mine, and I want to bring this script to perfection.”
The door silently opens and Rook Hunt enters, dramatically pressing his hand to his chest. “OH! TRÈS BIEN! What an impromptu! What passion! Vil, your profile in this light is simply divine, and our little potato bud’s embarrassment is a true masterpiece!” (and he pulls out a camera lmao).
Vil instantly pulls back, maintaining his royal posture, though his cheeks are slightly flushed. He snaps at Rook: “Rook! Put the camera down, or I’ll make you wash the entire costume department!” Meanwhile, you turn to the mirror and see that all of his lipstick is now smeared across your lips and chin. Oh!
Rook’s arrival with his lens instantly brings back Vil’s protective “queen” mask. He’s annoyed not so much at being caught, but that someone dared to intrude on his personal, hidden-from-the-public “masterpiece.” But deep down, Vil is still pleased: he knows he looked flawless, though he secretly dreams of punishing (a little gently) Rook for ruining the climax.
Idia
Idia’s dark room, lit only by monitors. Idia is a panicking geek, but when you make the first move, Idia breaks down. He presses you back into the gaming chair, his blue flame hair flaring bright pink, and his kisses are unexpectedly hot and desperate.
“I-is this a real romantic event?! I’m not levelled up! Damn, damn, their lips are so soft… My pulse is off the charts, I’m at like 99% load right now! Please let this title never end!”
“SYSTEM ERROR! Sevens-Sevens-Sevens is this happening in reality?! Not in a simulator?! They’re so close, so warm… If I mess up now, I’ll embarrass myself across the whole internet! But… I don’t want to close my eyes. This is the best route in my life, please don’t let the FPS drop!”
Ortho’s eyes light up as he flies closer. “Idia! According to my sensors, your body temperature has risen to 37.3°C, and your pulse is critical! Are you conducting a biological microflora exchange? Should I summon a medical drone?!”
Ortho’s concern and his medical sensors turn Idia into a puddle of panic. He feels like his secret [REDACTED] screenshot has been displayed on the main college screen. His heart is pounding on the verge of arrhythmia, and only one thought is spinning in his head: bury himself under the blanket and not come out until at least next semester.
Malleus
An abandoned castle tower. Magical green flames swirl around them. Malleus is ancient and powerful, his presence is overwhelming, but his kisses are surprisingly tender, though carrying a terrible strength. He carefully holds you by the waist, as if afraid of breaking a precious porcelain doll.
“Child of human… you are not afraid of me. You are so close. Your warmth fuels my magic better than any spell. I will not give you up to time or to this world.”
“You are fragile as a petal, your heart beats so fast… But you do not run away. You clutch my clothes and answer my kiss. This feeling… it is stronger than any ancient magic. I want to protect this warmth from the whole world, from time itself.”
From the shadow on the ceiling, Lilia drops down headfirst. “Oho-ho! Malleus, I was looking for you to discuss… oh. My apologies! Do go on, don’t mind an old man. I’ll just hang here!”
Malleus takes a deep breath, covering you with the folds of his cloak to hide you from Lilia’s mischievous gaze, and says sternly: “Lilia… please, observe at least some decency.”
When Lilia unceremoniously hangs around nearby, Malleus feels the quiet annoyance of an ancient being whose grandeur has been slightly shaken. There is no wild explosion of emotion — rather a mature, deep desire to hide his “treasure” from prying eyes. Under the cover of his cloak, he squeezes your hand tighter, giving a silent promise to continue later.
The characters do not belong to me, they belong to their rightful owners, please do not edit, translate, repost my works on other platforms, also without my permission and @
꒰ request ﹕ “ Hi can I ask for twst hcs, specifically hcs of the housewardens with a beautiful s/o. ” ꒱
content : fluff ,, angstish (idia is slightly insecure) ,, jst lovey stuff ,, very joyful kalim ,, may be ooc .
ARLA YAP : first time writing for malleus sooo i don’t know if it’s very good.. he was definitely the hardest one, like i know how he talks but come on im not 😢 like im just not. I HOPE YOU LIKE ITTT!! ALSO FOUND OUT ONE OF MY MOOTS FROM TIKTOK FOLLOW ME ON HERE ILYYY🥹💗
☀️ » 𝓚𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐦 𝐚𝐥 𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐦 ,
—> kalim isn’t insecure at all, not even when he starts dating you even though he’s been told by jamil that you are far to good for him, he’s just joking after all!! not
—> he always compliments you, doesn’t matter where you guys are or what you are doing, he doesn’t even notice how much he does it; to him it’s just his way of showing love to his partner.
—> always hangs out with you when you go out, spoils the heck out of you, “this fits so well with you!” “i got you this, it’s just a small thing.” and then it’s expensive jewellery, custom made to suit you perfectly, don’t try giving it back or anything like that, he will just buy you more until your fully stocked up even then it’s doubtful he would stop
—> absolutely loves to stare at you, even if it’s from afar, what can’t a boy admire his partner?
—> i don’t think he really notices other people gawking and checking you out, but when he does it’s not like he gets jealous, he probably would be oblivious to there intentions at first and he would just keep his bright smile on his face, “aren’t they amazing?”
🌹 » 𝓡𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐞 𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬 ,
—> despite the two of you being together he is always stunned by how good you seem to look no matter the days, good or bad, he is always bright red when he’s around you, don’t worry it’s not his ‘i’m furious!’ red face, it’s a soft pink tint on both of his cheeks, but in reality he always gets butterflies.
—> definitely gets jealous very quickly and goes on a strop about it to you afterwards, he won’t let them see it though, the chances of him also bringing it up to you are extremely low, but it’s not like it isn’t obvious.
—> CONSTANTLY gets teased by Ace, who doesn’t seem at all phased by riddles rants about how utterly irrelevant his words are! (yet he doesn’t deny any of it)
—> Riddle would like to gift you things though to him it seems very out of the blue, so when trey bakes him stuff he offers to share with you.
—> much like kalim he enjoys hanging out with you, loves when you pick stuff up and ask for his opinion however his answers are very peculiar in its on way.
🖥️ » 𝓘𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐝 ,
—> right so as we know he is canonically somewhat attractive, so to people? him bagging you was easy as hell you both might as well have your own ‘hottest couple’ title.
—> but idia isn’t to sure, he’s flustered most of the time along with him hiding himself from everyone 24/7, no seriously how did he get you.. that was none the less with the help of his brother ortho!
—> i don’t think idia dates you for your looks, even though the majority of the time he gets extremely overwhelmed and gets all flustered around you, he’s more with you because ortho likes you you like him for who he is.
—> dating Idia wherever your attractive or not your going to have to put up with him struggling in the relationship, don’t worry he’s cocky most of the time when it’s just you both, but when tons of people are checking you out? his thoughts spiral abit.
—> unlike riddle and kalim i don’t think he would go out with you physically most of the time, probably on call when your showing fits or new stuff you brought? yes definitely. but other then that probably not.
—> the first couple of months he doesn’t actually show much interest in finding little things for you, only because he’s worried about what you will think, but after talking to ortho about it he’s hit with reality.
—> so after that, yes he is buying and getting you stuff, even sending you links to stuff you might like or stuff which would match your aesthetic, though he doesn’t see the point in aesthetics.
—> if you have been dating for awhile? he shuts down still, his brain not fully convinced this whole thing is real!!— straight out of a romance game!
—> besides him being a nervous wreck most of the time he’s definitely inlove with you so much it hurts him physically, he swears atleast.
—> won’t compliment you publicly unless someone else does, he will mutter a groan agreeing with them before he says something while stuttering about how great you look everyday.
—> when your alone though? yeah he’s complimenting you he doesn’t care how red he gets, your his he’s yours all that bazinga! i feel like once you guys have been dating for like a year or move then 5 months he’s very cringey with what he says but it’s ok
🐉 » 𝓜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐮𝐬 𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐚 ,
—> much like idia i don’t think he would date someone for their looks, but he is very stunned when he sees you the first time and his compliments are very interesting withh themselves.
—> wait completely of topic, but when you guys first met he fumbled with his words and related your beauty as a gargoyle, he was incredibly confused when you looked taken aback, but the he went on to say about how they are sculpted with such care and how much he loves them.
—> i think you guys probably met at first, if you aren’t yuu, because you were talking to Lilia about something - and lilia being the grandpa he is took notice to how malleus was looking at you and swatted him over.
—> does he get jealous? it depends on what someone is doing, cat calling, no he finds that ridiculous and knows you won’t even glance their way, if they are just staring possibly, especially if it’s been awhile and they haven’t turned away.
—> i feel like out of the other 3 on here, your and malleus’ relationship gets looked down upon, especially from people at NRC they really don’t understand how someone so scary got with you.
—> malleus does not care at all about what people has to say. for starters you always reassure him that it doesn’t matter, and he also has the support of lilia so.. why should he care? he’s also use to it by now it doesn’t affect him at all.
—> oh he definitely butters you up: public, private.. you name it! he’s absolutely complimenting you whenever even when it isn’t the time, he doesn’t care most of the time.. more blown away by you. oh well that’s just how he is!
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Hello! I stumbled onto your blog via your Accidental Fae courting with Sebek and was wondering if you would be amenable to doing the rest of Diasomnia eg. Malleus, Lilia, and Silver? If not, I totally understand! It is just such an amazing piece. Really, thank you for it and the amazing laughter and fuzzies it gave me.
Accidental Courting 2.0
Lilia / Malleus / Silver x GN! reader
[masterlist] || sebek ver.
a/n 🍨 : Hello! Thank you so much for your kind words and for requesting this — it truly means a lot💛 I apologize for taking a bit of time before accepting it (especially the fact that this request is before i closed my request thus why it's been months) I tend to take a while with requests (mostly because of irl responsibility and wanting to write other stuff, but I always appreciate every idea and prompt shared with me💛 Nonetheless, thank you for reading my humble messy writing and I hope this version brings you the same laughter and fuzzies that Sebek’s piece did! remember to eat warm happy meal 🍲🩷
Lilia Vanrouge : Moonlight Applications
You found him lying on the grass, arms folded behind his head, the moon spilling over him like poured milk. He looked unreal like that — a painting half-forgotten by the gods, left to bask in the quiet ache of starlight. Fireflies hovered around him like they knew a secret you didn’t. You should’ve kept walking. Instead, you said, “Your hair’s a mess. I’m braiding it.”
He turned his head toward you, grin lazy and knowing, crimson eyes glittering with trouble. “My, my. Touching a fae’s hair under moonlight? How daring of you.” Lilia's voice was velvet over blade, amused and devastating.
“Do you know, in my homeland, such tenderness is a declaration?”
“Of what?”
“Of intent. Of longing. Of—ah, motherhood, perhaps? I do have three children, you know. Is this your application?”
Slowly you knelt beside him anyway, fingers finding strands of soft black silk that shouldn’t have been allowed to exist. “You talk too much...” you muttered, pretending not to tremble. The moonlight clung to his hair and your hands like it was conspiring with him.
Lilia hummed, low and thoughtful, the sound vibrating against the grass. “Well~,” he began, tone lilting and casual, “I already have three children. Wonderful boys, really. A bit dramatic, a bit loud, a bit sleepy—but endlessly dear.”
His grin deepened, dangerous in its warmth. “Hmm. I think you’d be a good parent for them. They’re all grown now, of course, but a parent figure is good for any age, isn’t it?”
“WHAT— LILIA— I WAS JUST— YOUR HAIR—”
He laughed, full-bodied and delighted, the kind of laugh that made the moon lean closer. When you stumbled away, pink-faced and sputtering, he only smiled up at the stars, ribbon glinting faintly where you’d tied it. Later that night, it appeared on your pillow again, humming softly with leftover laughter — like the world itself was in on his joke.
Malleus Draconia : Confectionery Catastrophe
It began, most disastrously, with a cookie. You offered it without ceremony — a little crescent of mortal sweetness, butter, and sugar fused in a gesture so harmless it might as well have been air. But when Malleus took it, he held it like one might cradle a newborn star.
The courtyard stilled. The air shimmered faintly around him, as if the world itself had leaned in to eavesdrop. “You… offer me a gift wrought by your hands, beneath the constellations’ gaze?” His voice rumbled low, reverent, confused.
You shrugged, halfway through chewing your own cookie. “Yeah? I baked too many. Take it before I eat twenty.”
Silence. A dreadful, blooming silence. His pupils dilated, those eerie dragon-green eyes catching the moonlight like stained-glass about to confess. “In fae custom,” he murmured, “such gestures are reserved for one’s—”
“Don’t say it,” you interrupted, suddenly aware of the way his tail flicked, “—intended.”
Malleus looked halfway between smitten and having an existential crisis. His ears twitched, a faint pink climbing the sharp line of his cheekbones. “Then… I must answer this courtship with a token of my own.” he whispered, and before you could say please don’t perform any fae rituals in my yard, he vanished in a hush of green fire and terrible inevitability.
Come dawn, an obsidian pendant rested on your desk — still warm, humming faintly like a heart that wasn’t yours. Sebek shrieked. Lilia had to sit down from laughing. And across the hall, Malleus Draconia watched you with the expression of a man who just got engaged accidentally and was too enchanted, too polite, and too terminally in love to correct it.
Silver : My Logic
He was sitting under the moon again, the grass whispering soft secrets around him. A tiny bird perched delicately on his finger, chirping as if gossiping about the stars. Silver smiled at it — slow, quiet, all warmth, and patience — and whispered something back in a language the air seemed to understand.
That’s when you appeared, carrying a small blanket. “You’ll catch a cold...” you said, draping it over his shoulders before he could protest. Your fingers brushed the back of his neck — fleeting, human, harmless. Or so you thought.
But Silver froze. The bird tilted its head. Somewhere in the echoing hallways of his mind, Lilia’s voice purred fondly: Ah, to cover a fae with your cloak or cloth — that’s an old gesture of devotion, you know. Quite romantic.
Silver blinked trying to process the current situation. Romantic? He thought. His pulse stuttered. His father's voice, smug and certain, continued: A sign that you claim them. That you’d shelter them always. A promise made in fabric and moonlight.
He looked at you, standing there, smiling like this was nothing — like you hadn’t just rewritten the laws of his world with one gentle touch. “You… wish to protect me?” he asked, too earnestly.
You blinked, startled. “I— what? No, I just didn’t want you to sneeze!”
But it was too late. His heart, poor obedient thing, had already drawn its sword and sworn allegiance. He held the edge of the blanket with almost reverent fingers, the way a knight might hold an oath. “Then I’ll protect you in return...” he murmured, more to himself than to you.
Later, you found him stationed outside Ramshackle’s gate at dawn, eyes bright despite the hour. “Silver,” you question him in confusion of his actions, “why are you here?”
He smiled faintly, moonlight still clinging to his hair. “You’ve given your word, haven’t you? Father always said a vow made beneath the moon must be honoured.”
You wanted to correct him, to scream — but he looked so calm, so heartbreakingly certain, that all you could do was sigh and let him stay. Somewhere far off, Lilia laughed into the night, the sound of a man far too proud of his matchmaking instincts.
vil is just such a soft but mean dom, he's mean in a specific way - he's the type to scold you for your behaviour of the day - or past week while having you in his lap, his chest against your back, his fingers are reaching so deep inside you and he's fussing over how you didn't go with him on a walk this morning.
and you'd better be listening and swear to him that you'll do better, that you'll improve your behaviour otherwise he will edge you. also to get your attention he will slap your tights - and if it doesn't work he will slap your genitalia, and then continue speaking.
when you are moaning, whimpering or making any time of noises, vil could just put his free fingers in your mouth to shut you up.
eventually you will get to cum but only once he's done. if you come before that then ... he'll just continue. he may even scold you for coming so soon. maybe say something about needing to train you.
The boys invite you over to their house but now suffer with their moms/siblings/parents showing you their baby pictures<3 gn reader!!!
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Ace trappola
He leaves for ONE second. One second and he can already hear your small giggles coming from his room as he hears the voice of his older brother with you.
Oh gross don’t tell me he’s flirting with you!
Ace thinks as he quickly shoots his way up the stairs. The boy brows were furrowed as he slams the door wide open. He was ready to cuss up a storm like a sailor and tell his brother to fuck off and leave but froze once he sees what you’re holding.
Oh
OH!
You were the first one to break the silence as you throw your head back as a laugh escapes your lips.
“Oh sevens you were one ugly baby!” You say. Trying very hard to keep in your giggles as you look over at the picture. His brother cackling right next to you.
“Oh totally! He looked like a dried up raisin” His brother says in between laughter.
“HEY! No I didn’t!” Ace can feel the tip of his ears heat up as he marches right towards you two.
“These pictures say otherwise” You flipped to the second page and quickly slapped your hand over your mouth.
“Oh sevens…” Ace quickly tries snatching the book from your hands but his brother stops him before he could.
“Oh my! Is that-“
“Yep! He couldn’t go ANYWHERE without it!” In the picture, you can see THE ace trappola standing with a wide toothy grin on his face as he holds onto an equally adorable bunny stuffed animal.
“Oh this one is my favorite!” He points to a photo of baby Ace dressed up as a strawberry as he cried his eyes out. You can see his brother standing next to him with a big smile on his face as Ace looks like he’s about to pop a vain. The next picture shows him all calm and smiley as he’s given his favorite bunny stuffed animal.
“Aweeee ace! You were so adorable!!” You squeal. With his brother now laughing and wheezing, Ace was able to immediately snatch the photo album from your hands as his whole face was a bright cherry red.
“Okay that’s enough and get the hell outta my room jack ass!”
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Deuce spade
He should’ve known something was up when it suddenly got quiet. He carefully walks back to his room with a tray in hand filled with cookies. The moment he opens the door he lets out a loud shriek as he watches his mom excitedly showing you his baby pictures.
“M-mom? What are you-“
“This was him at 2 months! Isn’t he cute?”
“For sure! Aw look at those chubby cheeks!”
“Oh and this was on his 6th birthday party! Look at those dimples!” She says as you squealed in awe. The two of you continued to flip through the baby album as deuce turned redder and redder by the seconds.
“Aww you were such a cutie deucy!” His face instantly goes red as he sets down the tray on the table.
“Oh oh! And look at this!”
“Is that a bunny onesie?” You squeal out. He immediately gulps knowing the embarrassing stories behind that onesie.
“Yes! I bought it for him for the white rabbit fest! He loved it so much he would always wear it to bed or when we go buy groceries. He cried really hard when he outgrew it though”
“I-I did not! I was just sad that’s all! I did not cry!”
“Oh! Look at this one! This was taken on his first day of school! I still remember it like it was yesterday. After taking that photo, he wouldn’t let go of me! He didn’t want to go in at all and we had to have three teachers come and drag him inside as he cried his little heart out! I remember feeling so terrible but I had to go to work”
“Okay that’s enough! No more baby photos and embarrassing stories!” He says as he snatches the book away.
“No wait please I want to see more!”
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Sebek Zigvolt
It’s been 5 minutes already and you still weren’t back from the bathroom! You told him you would be quick and now he’s slowly growing impatient from your absence. He gets up and storms out of the room as he makes his way to the bathroom.
“Human! You have been in there for almost 10 minutes! Is something wrong?!” Silence. He frowns before knocking again.
“You know we have to study for that Alchemy test this upcoming week!”
Again nothing. Just as he was about to knock again a loud laugh and giggles could be heard from downstairs. And those giggles sounded eerily familiar.
Wait
That’s your giggles!
In a speed of light does he make it downstairs and to the kitchen where the laughs and giggles were coming from.
There stood you and his father going through sebek baby photo album.
“W-what are you doing?!” He screeched.
“Oh sebek! I was just showing your friend your baby photos!” His father said cheerfully. The half fae turned bright red as he was ready to yell but was stopped the moment he heard his name being called from behind him.
“Sebek Zigvolt. What did I tell you about yelling in the house?!” There stood his mother. Brows furrowed as her arms were crossed over her chest.
“Anywho! Look! This was him when he first came into this world!”
“Awww! I guess he’s always been loud from the looks of it” You say. Chuckling at the photo in front of you.
“Oh don’t get me started. He was crying up a storm and I swear I could feel my eardrums burst” His mother sighs as she walks over to the sink. His father smiles as he looks down at the album.
“Yeah he was a crier. Oh look at this one!” He shows you a picture of 4 month old sebek staring wide eyed at the camera. Chubby cheeks and big ole eyes.
“Awww! You were adorable!”
“Oh this is my favorite one!” His mother points at one where you can see sebek wearing a knight costume. From the looks of it it must’ve been Halloween. He wore a proud smile as he held up his sword. You coo at the photo as they both continued to show you more.
“Oh look at this one! He saw a horror movie for the first time and there was a scene where the father sacrifices himself for his kids and he burst out into tears! He wouldn’t let go of his dad for weeks!”
“Enough! Let’s go back to studying!” He says as he grabs your hand and pulls you away from his parents and the photo album.
“Wait no one more !”
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This was an old draft from like a year ago🌝 I just decided to finish it now😖
I FULLY BELIEVE DEUCE HAD DIMPLES JUST LIEK ME! IDC WHAT YALL SAY!!!!
