#xanekealoha

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X: I can't believe you caught me again! You've got such noodly arms.

C: Were you expecting me to drop you on the asphalt?

X: I knew you could handle me.

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X: Mmmm.

B: Uh? Okay? What was that?

X: Thought about what you said. And it's ridiculous. I mean-

X: I'm everyone's type.

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X: Guys, check out this cool shell I found!

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X: I am one with the fire, the heat is an illusion-

X: -pain is an illusion, I am unbothered as the glassy sea-

X: Ha!

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X: Why did you drop me?

L: I - why did you launch yourself at me?

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B: I mean, I could do a set in this swimsuit, but someone would have to offer sufficient compensation for their side of the bet . . .

L: What if I-

X: Lorelei!

L: Augh!

X: Aaah!

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D: So Mal and Lilo have both definitely disappeared somewhere.

B: I *bleep*ing knew it. This is pity cake.

X: It's so good, though? Tastes like it was made by a professional television chef. Yo, Lenny! Come try this cake.

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Z: Hey, babies!

Z: Sooo . . . good new, no one's going home at noon today.

E: And?

Z: That's it, baby. No one's going home at noon. Y'all have got the afternoon off.

X: Wow. Glad I didn't bother dressing up.