STOP ITTTWDBEVVE, now I need like a 5k fic of Steve and Billy with their Great Dane and it's all your fault GRRRRR but I ain't mad 👀👀👀 (ALSO DID YOU NAME HER CHER BECAUSE THAT'S REALLY CUTE AND ICONIC OF YOU-)
hdkhqhdkq I hdjkahdksh NEED IT TOO hdjkqhdjwvs i need some mean asshole trying to mess with billy like 'that's a BIG dog, man. ‘r you lacking on something?' just for billy to glace significantly at steve before grinning 'nah, the boyfriend here got me quite covered' and the three of them sleeping on the floor when cher gets bored of being alone in her conquered bed. i need dustin completly stupefied when he sees how MUCH cher has grown while he was back in ‘camp know where’ and glaring at steve like 'you gave me hell about dart and now you've got this? and i need need need max being the happiest kid when billy brings her along (and, eventually, all the gang) when he goes visiting. omg, i even need steve's mom falling in love with cher too because she's so sweet and clever and got so much class (🐩). And ABOVE IT ALL, yess, i need that embarrassing (for billy! haha) scene where billy confesses steve he loves cher (the singer) and that begins with billy shrugging it off like 'dunno is a god name and she's hot, man' and ends with billy blushing in rage (aka. shame) 'ok i fucking love her music are you happy already???' and in fact steve is, both from making billy hargrove b l u s h and because holyshithemighbefallinginloveFAST. I need it but i can’t write it :***** because i have too many things i have to finish but, i you feel inspired and like writing it omg i’ll read the heel out of it!!! because now i love cher tooooo and i need her gigantic and adorable presence in my life and i need to stop falling in love with fictional pets because this is like, the fourth this week! (And yess Voo-doo is in my drafts 😽)
(a vital piece of information: they do this thing of singing her Cher songs so she ‘gets in touch with her roots’ (no it doesn’t make sense it’s not you it’s them xD) and they end up deciding the shoop-shoop song is her song and there’s actually some video footage from when they buy their first videocamera and is basically cher going on her merry way around the park while they both kind of, duet: “is it in heeer eyeeees? oh, no, you'll be deceiveeeeed. is it in heer sighs?. oh, no, she'll make belieeeeve. if you wanna know if she loves you so it's in her kiss. that's where it is, oh, yeah!!!” . the video finishes abruptly when cher hears her song and then there's 130 pounds of great dane jumping towards the lens and a THUD and two squeaky voices going ‘dwaaaaagggg!’ at the same time (because, you know, it’s in her kiss)