#xaviersass

[little-smartass]

@xaviersass replied to your post:I’ve discovered that my optimum way of working is...

I feel u this is literally the only way I get through exam revision and assignments I’ve drank 1 &½ litres of Coke today so far l m a o

its weird because normally I try and be careful about my sugar intake because it really affects my moods but this week its like...no..I just need to get work done idgaf if I crash in like four hours and never wake up again THIS NEEDS TO GET DONE

jelff replied to your post:I’ve discovered that my optimum way of working

sorry to intrude but sugar has no hyperactivity effect? like there is literally no connection, none of the studies so far showed correlation :/ so thats probs just placebo effect its also weird because we dont have this hyperactivity myth in russia and im always super confused when i hear it in movies & shows

wHAT? really? huh. learn something new every day! is it chemicals/e-numbers/sweetners, that make you kind of manic, then? that would make sense as I was drinking diet coke which technically has no sugar

[nikoblasto]

xaviersass ha respondido a tu publicación “professor & magnet just sounds like some weird magnet kink”

i remember smth from around this time last year (i think it had to do with asexualmagneto) and yelling 'dONT FUCK THE MAGNETS' and 'I'M GONNA'

OHMYGOD I CAN’T STOP LAUGINH of course tumblr user asexualmagneto would be involved OF COURSE

[little-smartass]

xaviersass​ and I have FIFTY x-men aus in our masterlist and some of them are so amazingly creatively named that I thought I’d treat you to a few stunning examples:

- Frenemy Parents With Benefits AU

- Lehnsherr-Howlett & Ass AU

- Emotionally Constipated Post-Uni AU

- Worryingly Detailed Frozen AU

- Modern High School AU Feat. Zazzle Shirts

- The Incredimutants AU

- Mutant Brangelina AU

- Foreign Queer Ex-Felon Mutant Fake Boyfriends Swap AU

- Draw Me Like One Of Your French Mutants AU

- Librarian Az, Florist Janos, Shop Owner Angel AU (Hitmen Undercover AU)

- AroAce Florist Janos Accidentally Becomes Love Guru AU

- Also, He's My Son AU

- Middle Aged Divorcees Cherik Diamond Heist AU Feat. Razazel

- Everyone's A Retired Assassin Apart From Charles AU

[little-smartass]

What is the otp: buttslap war tho.

oMG haha “the buttlsap wars” isn’t an otp its more the THE ULTIMATE BROTP ie. mine and mari xaviersass‘ tag - it used to just be for our out-of-context writing stuff but has turned into our private jokes and a collection of otp posts

[little-smartass]

i want to ask so many, but i'm gonna say kurt and ☆ please for the headcanon meme

☆ - happy headcanon

haha if you want something happy I’m going to say fuck canon and talk modern au because no one likes canon anyway

it takes kurt until he is about five to really start controlling his teleporting properly, and until then any little burst of emotion can set him off - its a pain when you’ve just got back from dropping your son off at kindergarten only to have him appear in the living room because he tripped over in the playground. However, at least there is usually a logic behind where kurt vanishes to when he gets emotional; the worst is when he sneezes. sneezing can take him any distance from three feet to six streets over. he once sneezed in a shop and it took them half an hour to find him trapped in the shop next door’s back storage cupboard. because of this, in the winter his parents do everything they possibly can to avoid him getting ill, which usually means kurt being wrapped up in a thousand layers and waddling around like a tiny blue michelin man.

he never really gets over his sneeze-teleporting, although as an adult he at least learns to restrict the distance he moves to about a foot. 

[sigurdjarlson]

xaviersass replied to your post: “since there is canon fanfic in the marvel universe..”

no, but this is extra hilarious when you consider canon cherik fanfic would literally be shipping two world leaders (two politicians, even)

oh my god you’re right lmaooo

nikorys replied to your post: “since there is canon fanfic in the marvel universe..”

 he’ll comment some with charles himself “I CAN’T BELIEVE THEY PAIRED YOU UP WITH /THAT GUY/”

Charles is just like Erik pls.. because Erik is genuinely offended

like excuse you..he’s the only one who can tap that hot ass.

ohgreatblackbunny replied to your post: “since there is canon fanfic in the marvel universe..”

He still reads them when he feels lonely, and takes notes for when Charles returns

he does.he prints them out and puts them with his pictures and statues of charles while shaving his head so he looks like charles

somebody start an intervention

[little-smartass]

7, 17, 37, 71 (I like the number 7)

7. Do you have any pets?

I do! two cats who are about ten or eleven, they’re siblings, called maxi and minty. maxi is female and a very flighty tortoiseshell who only really loves me and mum, minty is male and a very lazy black tabby who is obsessed with plastic bags and eats literally anything

17. Who would be your ideal partner? 

definition of partner here being...? if romantic, I am in a long-term relationship I’m pretty sure is endgame.

37. Favorite swear word?

oh man okay...in terms of what I say most often, probably “shit/shite” or “bugger”

71. What makes you nervous?

having more than one big project on at once. having a social event sprung on me with no warning. being expected to do something without having ample time to plan or at least make a list. wasps.

[little-smartass]

xaviersass replied to your post: do you mean you need a jokey way of saying...

call him doll anyway. imagine the ringlets.

mari no