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Ellie sighed a bit as Bill and she were scavenging through an old home, windows busted, doors rotted to no end…and in some way, to Ellie, it was sad yet beautiful how nature took its home back from those who polluted it.

Hearing Bill whistle at her to get her attention, the girl rolled her eyes a bit, back facing him. “Listen here, Bill. If you’re gonna show me another dead rat to cook up for dinner, I’m seriously going to through a brick at you, youchickenshit.” She then turned around to face him, stopping in all actions, almost breathing, when she saw what he held up in his hand. A chocolate bar.

“You’re shitting me, right? That thing has to be expired by now! There’s no way it’s still good to eat!” Ellie raised her voice a bit, kind of hoping it was still edible as she bit her bottom lip, her stomach rumbling.

“Just fuckin’ look, Ellie,” he said, eyes glittering as he held out what he’d found. Even her cynicism couldn’t dampen his good mood-- he was even fucking smiling. Normally he’d have some smart comment about the importance of nutrition, of a growing brat needing food, a joke about how to improve the flavor... he’d even taken to making jabs at her weight to match the ones he made at his expense. But he was just grinning. His nose crinkled a little, but the expression somehow took a couple of years off his face. “Do I look like I’m shittin’ you?” He feigned offense, drawing the chocolate bar back towards his body. “You’d be su’prised- I’ve had chocolate bars from th’ ‘50′s that were still good." He ripped open the package, revealing chocolate that had started to melt at one point. The surface was laced with grey-white cracks, but Bill didn’t seem bothered by it; he broke a piece off and gave it a sniff before popping it in his mouth.

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