SepticEgos As Parents HC’s
Decided to do this for Father’s Day, maybe a one shot later. BUT ANYWAY, these are what the SepticEgos would do with a child reader.
Edit: Apparently this never posted sooo make that a few days late.
Antisepticeye
OK who the fuck gave this guy a kid?
At first, he didn’t care about the,. but over time he saw how useful they could be.
He would probably give them a black velvet choker because they hAVE TO MATCH
No son/daughter of his is going to go without his slit throat trademark, if they can’t have it then he will give them something to symbolize it.
“My daddy saves people! What does your dad DO?” “My dad puts the people your dad saves into those situations! :D”
They have never met the egos, only heard of them (Never even seen a video of them) by what Anti tells them
“Daddy, aren’t doctors suppose to help you?” “Not this doctor mini-me he’s awful and needs to die.”
Will definitely show them how to kill someone, but of course, they will never be as good as him.
“Aim, throw.” *child throws knife* *Chase falls to the ground with a knife in his back*
Gets annoyed when they have to sleep and they force him to hold their hand as they sleep.
Anti sometimes rambles to the kid about his plans or how he is going to kill Jack and the egos. So literally if Henrik or Marvin delved into the child’s mind then all his plans would be there.
Literally one time Jackie was on top of Anti, about to kill him, and his kid just goes up behind them and stabs Jackie in the side with Anti’s knife
It was probably one of the only times they have actually seen an ego.
If they were to be captured, Chase or Jack would suggest trying to trying to “de-villianfy” them.
It doesn’t really work; “Now Y/N, zhis is-” *Y/N takes out a knife and just starts stabbing his legs* “OW! STOP IT! MARVIN CONTAIN ZHEM!”
Dr. Schneeplestein/Ze Guud Fatha
He is to busy for them tbh, but he tries his best
He either leaves them at home or brings them to the hospital with him
If that’s the case, then he will kinda just plop them down in his office and leave.
*Plops Y/N down in his spinny chair* “Here iz a fucking yogurt for you to eat, now stay here.” *Throws yogurt at them and leaves*
Of course you didn’t do that the first few times and he ended up getting calls about you escaping, he ended up boarding up escape routes that you could use.
*locks door* *Tightly locks window* “Um, Dr. Schneeplestein why are you screwing the vents shut-?” “Because zhe little bitch might climb through it and get into meine operating room again.”
Ya he was once operating on a patient and as he was turning around to grab a tool you were literally standing there.
He is the type of dad that will make sure you eat healthy
He literally will teach you about anatomy and give you random medical facts. He has actually gave you a descriptive story about how he operated on someone.
Definitely will bring you to “Bring Your Child To Work” day and show you “How To Be A 100% Qualified Doctor”
At first he wasn’t attentive to you and was actually quite careless of you, but when Anti tried to use you against him he immediately began taking you to work with him more and began to be more careful and observant of you.
You often have to drag the Good Doctor to bed when he is drunk, which usually ends in him sobbing on you or him just collapsing on your small body.
Definitely plays Operation with you.
Overall does his best and tries to be there for you and make sure to care for you.
Chase Brody
The Chillest dad
Actually, he’s quite protective, but in a chill way.
“Here comes the Airplane!” is used when giving them food.
This guy would play video games with his kid. as long as its age appropriate and they finish their homework.
Make sure he preserves their innocence.
He will invite the other egos over or takes him with you when he goes over to their house.
Will make homework time fun.
This guy does everything he can to support and love them.
Will call them “Little Dude”
Goes to Henrik when they need a checkup or when they are sick or hurt.
Usually has Marvin perform something on their birthday.
Does everything he can to protect them from Anti.
Both are childish.
Chase does have a money issue, but he does his best to provide for them.
Expect lots of games like Tag or Hide And Seek.
Tries to set a good example, after all, he doesn’t want them to turn out bad.
Angus The Survival Hunter
At first he is confused as fuck.
Like seriously someone help this man... He didn’t even know he had a kid.
He will definitely raise the kid outdoors more then in.
He often goes on hikes with them on his back.
He literally uses Pappose cradle a nice Indian woman gave him to carry them when they were a baby.
This man can tackle angry bears, large crocodiles, a strong pack of wolves, and even cannibals... But he wasn’t ready for a child.
Don’t get me wrong though he loves them.
Spoils them with pets
He would teach them how to carve things and how to hunt.
Takes them out hiking and exploration constantly.
Angus would tell them stories and tell them all sorts of facts in order to lure them to sleep.
Robbie The Zombie
He’s a zombie and can’t actually have kids, but there was a zombie toddler that followed him out of their grave... And ever since they have been inseparable.
Doesn’t know much about parenting. Which usually results in him having to rely on Henrik or Chase.
Very cuddly with them.
He often takes them to Schneep if a body part falls off.
Although Robbie is slightly territorial over his food he is willing to share his food with them.
Part of him is happy they are here since it makes him feel less out of place.
The other part is scared they will just die again ((meaning they will go back to being a corpse)) and he will be all alone again.
Very protective of them, especially around Anti. He just likes small and adorable things.
“Um Robbie I don’t zhink-” “Are you the zombie here?” “No-” “Then shush.”
Tries to teach them everything he knows, but usually Chase and Marvin have to help.
I will do the rest of them later. Might actually make a story around some of these HC’s
