The OC machine

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Depression recovery is crazy bc 3 years ago I would take a shower at most once a week, never brush my teeth, and I was at that point doing well in my opinion, better than I had been doing for years.

Now I shower pretty much every day, brush my teeth every day *I'm working on that one* and I'm 3 years clean! But somehow I feel worse?

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I'm back on my BS baby with scenarios

-(or she does and just doesn't mention it)

Hazbin hotel characters with traumatized teenage reader

Charlie:

- so you want to join the hotel?

- probably doesn't think of the implications of you being in hell or notice how you react to things

- or she does and just doesn't mention it

-probably scares the crap out of you by just being as loud and energetic as she is

-but she feels really bad about it

-is very confident in your shot at redemption, as she is with everyone

Vaggie:

-she probably trusts you more than she trusts the other inhabitants of the hotel

-but she's still got her one singular eye on you

-and she also probably doesn't think it's a good idea to have you near the other residents because... let's be honest you're still a child and they're not the best influences.

-but she chills when she sees how happy it makes Charlie to see you actually talking to people instead of holed up in your room

Alastor:

-look, you just showed up and he's completely indifferent

-I mean, does this look like a MF who would care?

-but you're not bothering him either like everyone else seems to do

-so you're chill

-maybe you'll bond over your shared hatred for television

-this man can read you like a book, knows about all your trauma without you even telling him

-*might have secretly killed your abuser but thats neither here nor there*

-overall you're friends with him and don't pay too close attention to his long list of crimes

Angel dust:

-does a double take when you move in

-"That's a child"

-def doesn't want to become a bad influence

-but also notices that you clearly have some type of trauma that no child should have to deal with

-I feel like he'd chill out a lot around you

-but let's be honest he's never completely chill

-the thing that would bring you together is your shared friendship with husker

Husker:

-the babysitter because he's the least likely to kill a child with his antics

-is the only person you probably trust completely

-which is why he's the first one to find out about your tragic backstory (TM)

-well, now you, husker, and angel are like best friends now (which Charlie is super excited about)

Nifty:

-unlikely besties

-you wanted to clean and make yourself useful so in the process became friends with nifty

-you balance each other out, it just works

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not exactly sure what i expected

@dear-ao3 would've submitted this but submissions won't load

[kristina100000]

music is sooo music.. and i couldnt be happier about that

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"All entertainment workers should go on strike!"

"Family bloggers children should go on strike!"

Oh boy I wish I could!

Did you know that even if I went on 'strike', parents are still legally allowed to force their kids to work 24/7 for videos on youtube without paying them a cent?

Did you know that there's no current union for child youtubers, even though there's one for regular youtubers and of course, sagaftra for TV and movie actors?

Did you know there's not even a current support group for child youtubers?

Did you know there's one single law in the USA (illinois) working to protect child influencers by giving them half of the profit, even though to qualify you have to reach an impossible average of 10 cents per view?

I'm not sure what I'm saying with this but pretty much it sure would be nice if I had the right (a right which is given to the people by the laws of the United States) to protect myself and my youtube friends under a union.

Can any politicians get to work on that one?

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An Important Perspective on KOSA

Please, for the love of god, get this where it needs to go to KEEP IT FROM HAPPENING*

Hey, ya'll can call me Adrian. I'm a person who's online all the time, not just because I'm a young person and that's what we do, but also because Youtube is my and my family's job.

HOW is it that there are bills being proposed to protect children online, but that very same bill will NOT protect me from predatory MCN's trying to capitalize off of a minors likeness, will NOT protect me in the case that my image is used by my parents without my consent, and will ADDITIONALLY try to hurt me as a trans and gay person.

The best way to 'protect the kids' online is to NOT LET THEM HAVE PHONES (and NOT POST THEM ONLINE!!). You cannot expect the whole world to be child friendly to your standards.

If you support KOSA I beg you to reconsider, and actually look into what the bill will really do to the internet. If you're reading this on tumblr then congrats! You should agree with me because if KOSA is passed WE WILL NOT EXIST ANYMORE.

If you want to support a real bill, a strong bill that will actually help monetized kids on the internet and give kids like me and countless of my friends the right to the money we generate AND the right to sue for that money, I beg you to please call Governor pritsker in Ilinois about SB 1782, OR call washington state about hb 1627. Additionally contact local lawmakers about making a similar bill in your state.

Have a good day, and remember,

this won't make kids more safe. This will make adults feel more safe. If you believe that the internet is indoctrinating kids into the lgbtq+ community, but you still post video clips of your kids online, I ask you to consider what is worse. A trans kid, or a kidnapped kid. A world where you have a gay kid or a world where you're childs likeness is seen by creepy men and used in ai or even where AI of their voice is used to scam you.

[not-rome]

i wish there was somewhere absolutely free that i could learn a language. like no money. no ads. i can just learn because duolingo works but i hate the ads and that i have to pay to be able to access everything i need to in order to really learn. i just want to learn enough spanish that i can start reading books in spanish and watching spanish shows without completely struggling

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Not my picrew for my TUA oc looking exactly like me but with better hair

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ATTENTION TUMBLR ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️

If you live in America, ESPECIALLY if you live in Washington state I am BEGGING YOU to show your support on THIS BILL

https://app.leg.wa.gov/billsummary?BillNumber=1627&Year=2023

House bill number 1627 will protect children being exploited on the internet and make it MANDATORY for their parents to put aside money for their children's future. In addition, it will also make it possible for these children to remove all content of them when they reach 18 years of age.

THIS BILL WILL CHANGE LIVES! POSSIBLY FOR MORE THAN WASHINGTON STATE RESIDENTS, BUT THE WHOLE COUNTRY!!!

I am begging you to take one moment out of your day to comment on this bill in support, or call DREW HANSENS office if you dont live in Washington to let the legislature know that WE WANT CHANGE!

I'm currently looking for bigger voices to get the word out about this amazing bill, so please tag anyone you can, especially people in Washington, and help me change the world, one post at a time.

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Little incorrect quote based off of a tiktok

Wednesday: I might kill their ex Enid: Not the best idea... Bianca: Her stepfather's next My Oc who's just trying to get through the year: How'd I get here?!

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IS SOMEONE TELLING ME THERE'S NO ADOPTED BY DANNY GONZALEZ FANFICS??

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Super sides x child reader 3

TW: slight suicidal thoughts

Y/N was so, so desperately tired. So tired that they were willing to do anything. When they overheard from where they were being held captive that Janus was the most fearsom villain, they decided to let him finish the job. It wouldn't be hard anyway. Weeks of being beat down on made it easier and easier to kill Y/N. It should've been easy, at least. But he wasn't making a move.

"No... no you don't get to give your life to me, I'm a villain and you're..." "A hero?" "I was gonna say a child. You don't understand what you're asking for." That wasn't true. Y/N knew exactly what they were asking for. They wanted death. "Who hurt you?" Wow. That was not what they had expected from the 'most fearsome villain. "What?" Y/N said, their voice almost a rasp. They hadn't had water in days. "Who hurt you. What organization, or individual, or whoever, because this sort of behavior... it's disgraceful. You haven't hurt anyone, and they're soiling the villains names by hurting you. This behavior is what makes heroes fight us." Well, they guessed that made more sense.

"I- it was Corpse Flower. And, to what you said before, I do understand what i'm asking. Please kill me." Y/N broke down into a large sob and fell to the floor. Janus caught them by the arm and pulled them closer to his chest. "Christ- I'm not gonna kill you kid. Never. We're gonna get you wrapped up, and put some food in you, and then you can go to sleep and when you wake up you'll feel better. You have to feel better." Y/N bit back a sour laugh. "You know, you're once weird villain. Guess I did a bad job of choosing a villain to finish me off." Janus staggered inside, holding most of Y/N's weight. "Not all villains are that bad, I guess you just found the worse ones."

After feeding the young hero some soup and patching up all the open wounds, Janus sighed and sank into his office chair. Time to send a very aggresive email. First, he sent a non-agressive one to Remus just telling him to For the love of all that is holy don't come over and scare the shit out of the kid. Then, he cracked his knuckles, and got to start on a second email.

To: Corpse flower associates

Subject: we need to have a talk

I was not aware that child abuse is our forte in villainy? I was also not aware that torturing people to the point that they beg to be killed is also a villain thing? But what I am aware of is that you hurt some, very, very badly. They did nothing to you, and you still hurt them. You tortured a child half to death. You're a psychopath for that. I wanted to let you know, that if you touch them again, I will burn down your whole base. Also, I will not be financially supporting you ever again. Goodbye, and good day.

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Super sides x child reader 2

It bothered him. For any super to dissappear from media, it wasn't usually a good thing. Logically, he knew that it was probably different for a kid super. They had school, homework, friends, a whole other life to live!

But somehow, even with that in mind, it still bothered him. Two weeks went by, and they still hadn't shown face on any news stations. Janus decided to do some researching and E-mail Remus.

From Janus: Subject: Questions?

Just wanted to know if you've seen any information on that one heroes wherabouts. You know, the one way over their head who's obviously a little kid?

Two minutes later, he got a reply.

From Remus:

Subject: lol

I wanted to ask you about that, actually. But no, I haven't seen anything, trust me, I would've told you.

Fair enough.

Janus was more and more nervous every day. And then the doorbell rang. Well, more like there was a weak thunk at the door. Sighing, Janus got up and opened the door. "Look, I'm really busy today so-" He paused upon processing the image in front of him. The hero, the freaking kid hero, looked like a walking corpse.

"Oh my god..." He didn't know what to say. They drew their eyes to his and choked back a sob. "Th-they said if I came here you would kill me. I- I can't do this anymore..."

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Super sides X child reader 1

A/n: woah, if you know me on wattpad you're probably shaking your head and asking how I can make another sides x child reader. This is like, what the 5th one i've done?

There were two types of heroes. Ones who wanted the fame, and those who comvinced themselves they didn't want the fame. Everyone wanted it. Villains were harder to figure out. Maybe that's why Janus became one.

Even though Janus was pretty sure of his hero sorting system, he still couldn't puzzle out why this person was a hero. From the footage in the news, they were young. Not to mention underweight and pale, all weaknesses. It wasn't his problem, Janus shouldn't be bothered. The young hero wasn't bothering him, he wouldn't think about them.

Except when they were missing from news reports for weeks, he started thinking....

Wow, new fic! yes!

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Anyone interested in this?

I may or may not be in the process of making a platonic TSS Simulator, so y’all can live out your fantasies of being BFF’s with the sides.

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Ok, maybe I have an Issue BUT

Can someone please write a good Platonic sanders sides x child reader with specifically Remus or Janus? Look, the angst potential is so high for this. Maybe Remus wants to keep the kid away from the light sides because they hurt him in the past, and he doesn’t want that to happen to them? JUST GIVE ME THE X CHILD READERS IN THIS FANDOM OMG!