#xenomommy

[monstersmashorpass]

SMASH OR PASS: Xenomorphs, from the Alien movies

Xenomorphs

Smash (cuddle/date/etc)

Pass (not my type)

Voting ended onDec 30, 2023

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[upaqu]

[thisamusesmegreatly]

[feestestsheetintheweest]

I'd fuck the SHIT out of the xenomorph queen

And I mean fuck OR GET FUCKED BY

WE ALL NEED A BIT OF PRACTICE BOTTOMING

AND AFTER ALL THE EGGS SHE LAID I BET HER MASSIVE COCK NEEDS SOME ATTENTION

ID BE THE ONE TO GIVE IT TO HER

AND BEFORE YALL SAY JACK SHIT ABOUT THE DIFFERENCES IN OUR GENETIC MAKEUP, THAT ADDS TO IT

WE KNOW HER BLOOD IS ACID, BUT WHAT IF HER SALIVA IS AN APHRODISIAC????

MAYBE HER PRE HAS INCREDIBLE LUBRICATION PROPERTIES

ID BET NONE OF THOSE FUCKERS ON THE NOSTROMO TESTED THAT OUT

ID MAKE OUT WITH HER MOUTH AND HER TONGUE MOUTH

HER TEETH WOULD BE PIERCING THE SIDES OF MY HEAD, BUT AT LEAST SHES GONNA GET SOME HEAD

FUCK I LOVE XENOMORPHS

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

Scenario: With the success of “Prey”, the “Alien” team decide to make a movie along the same vein. What they haven’t decided on is the time period. Of the options listed below, which would you choose? For each scenario, assume the Xenomorphs come from a derelict spaceship that crashed on Earth centuries earlier.

American Revolutionary War

Genghis Khan’s conquests

Ancient Egypt

British Raj

Prohibition-era Alabama

Western Front in World War I

Battle of Iwo Jima in World War II

Mesopotamia/Assyria

The Crusades

Viking Age

Edo-period Japan

The Aztecs

Voting ended onDec 20, 2023

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