@xenostella | Liked For A Starter
“Don’t gimme that squinty...judgemental face...that sour puss. Fuck off, man.” Lázaro mutters-- no, really whines. He’s nursing a hangover and attempting to ward off the pain with freshly squeezed orange juice with a splash of gin. And pancakes. He ordered pancakes.
Thankfully, he didn’t sound very upset, more peeved about the pain and the fact that Hugo...what? Asked Wes to babysit him or something? Lame! He’s a grown man! “You keep hangin’ round Hugo an’ your face is gonna stick like that. He’s always scowlin’, you know? Pisses me off-- and he keeps whackin’ me! I ain’t even doin’ nothin’! Just fuckin’ mean as hell with the face of a mastiff...” He sips his spiked OJ before raising his shades up over his eyes-- wait, no, bad idea. He immediately regrets it and puts them back on.
“Fuckin’ sun-- anyway, just don’t tell him I said that ‘cause then he’ll like...shoot me in the dick or put clamps on my nips and light me the fuck up. Dude’s fuckin’ scary, I dunno, man.”












