Mystery meat
Ler!Jean, Lee!Eren / Attack on Titan
A/N: I'm in a big writing mood right now! This is the second fic in an hour or two lol. Might write one more before bed.. Also, this takes place before s3 and stuff like that!
Summary: Eren is accused of eating Jean's stashed meat, which escalates into some giggly shenanigans.
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Jean's face resembled a volcano at the moment. Steam was coming from his ears and lava poured from his gritted teeth.
"You're kidding me! Sasha, tell me he didn't eat that meat, before I kill him."
Sasha turned her head to face Eren, who was just as mad as Jean was. Eren had been accused of eating some meat that Jean stashed in his bag a while ago, which sounded like something Sasha would do instead. He must've been quite hungry at the time...
"I'd forgotten all about that meat... Can you believe how excited I was when I remembered it- only to see that it was gone?!"
Eren shouted, taking a step forward, "How many times do I have to tell you, Horseface? I didn't eat your damn rotted meat."
"Agh! You dirty brat, who're you callin' horseface?!"
Sasha stepped between the two boys, hoping to deescalate this situation.
"Look, maybe we can come up with a solution. Jean, I'm sure I can find som-"
"I don't want that, Sasha. I want what I took. What I had." Jean muttered, moving his head around Sasha's body, so he could see Eren.
Eren did the same. They stared at each other for what seemed like an eternity before Eren tried to spit on Jean! It landed on the boys shoes. He gave the spitter a horrified look, so disgusted that he didn't know what to do with himself.
He shoved Sasha to the side and pounced on top of Eren, only to be pushed beneath him.
Jean scoffed, surprised that Eren had been able to get on top of him. "I'm going to kill you, Eren. If you don't confess and make it known that you're a bratty crook, or somehow throw up that damn meat, I'm going to kill you."
Eren smirked. "Such cocky words for someone beneath me."
The taller boy grunted and pushed on Eren's chest, trying to get him off. It didn't work... Eren really was strong, huh?
"Ha! This is hillarious!" Eren laid his head back, dramatically laughing while moving positions, so he could sit on Jean's stomach. Before he could bring his ass down to sit, Jean had pushed him again, this time making him fall to the floor... Jean right above him.
He had a grim expression. One that you'd see before you entered hell, even. Jean, with that same expression, roughly grabbed Eren's wrists with one hand and placed them above his head.
"What did I tell you? Ha, this is pathetic. You really thought you could get away with eating my food, huh? No, you're gonna pay."
Eren shook his head, "No, I'm not. What do you even want me to pay you with? Money?" He laughed.
Jean felt belittled. He was being laughed at whilst in the dominant position. He had to find a way to shut this jerk up - or... maybe he didn't want him to shut up. Maybe he wanted him to make noise, like laughter!
"Eren, are you ticklish?"
"Gah- what?" Eren was caught off guard by such a blunt question.
Jean slipped his hand under the other boy's shirt and raked it across the length of his belly.
"Waha-? Wohoah, wait! What the hehell are yaha- doing-uha!"
Sasha, still a bit upset over that aggressive push from Jean, watched from the sidelines. She was surprised to hear Eren laugh while being tickled. She didn't know he was ticklish... This information would surely be spread to the other scouts.
Mikasa and Armin must've already known of this weakness - but the others must've been clueless. Sasha made a note in her mind, "Tell Connie about this!".
She stepped a little closer to the scene. Peering over Jean's head, she saw Eren, who was laughing like a toddler. She saw Jean's fingers digging into his tummy and waistline.
"Jehean! Fuhuck- let me go right nooowuhuhah!"
"Not until you do one of the two options I gave you. Or even both would suffice! Just get me my damn meat!"
Sasha placed a hand on Jean's shoulder. "Jean... Ah- I think-"
"Come over to Eren's head and hold his arms for me, Sasha! Yes, yes, he's gonna pay!" Jean sounded insane.
Sasha sighed and did what was asked of her. She held Eren's arms above his head, leaving his upper body exposed.
"Sahasha! Tra-aha! Traitor!"
Sasha felt bad about Eren's situation, but she couldn't lie to herself... it was sorta funny to see him laugh and giggle. She tightened her grip on his arms, while Jean traveled upward. His fingers squished against Eren's sides, making him chuckle and squirm.
He laid his head back in laughter, seeing Sasha, that damned traitor.
"I'm nehever going to help ahany of you agaha-HAH!" Eren howled.
Jean had struck gold. Eren kicked his feet, gasping for air. All the while, Jean sat there, toying with his armpits. He poked them to see Eren's face scrunch up, then tickled them harshly to see him beg for mercy.
After testing them out, Jean decided to simply drive his thumbs into the hollows, evoking bloodcurling shouts and indistinct laughter from Eren's mouth.
He massaged his underarms slowly, then quickly, enjoying every minute of it. This cocky asshole really was paying for his sins.
Eren was trying his hardest not to piss himself right then and there, but it was hard. The sensation of Jean's slim thumbs- ah, now he was skittering his other four fingers along Eren's shoulderblades?!
"GAHA-aheheho, nooohoh! Jehean!" He shouted.
"What the hell is all of this?" Levi opened the door, rushing in to see Eren on the floor, a giggly mess, with Jean and Sasha standing up.
"Ah- We don't know! He just started laughing like this... We didn't do anything." Jean lied.
Levi kneeled beside Eren, who was so f*cking glad to see Levi. He really saved him...
"Must be something to do with his Titan powers... we'll have Hange inspect him tomorrow. Go to sleep, Sasha and Jean. Now."
The two nodded. Sasha leaned over to Jean's ear, as Levi still examined Eren and his body. She whispered, "I ate the meat. I'm sorry. It just smelled soo good..."
Jean gasped and looked at Eren.
"Oh... Ha- well, he deserved that anyway, I suppose..."
The two headed to bed and left Eren, still a ball of warm giggles, agreeing to never mention this little mishap again...












