#xhucifer

[houselamentation]

MC: You need to stop holding yourself to such high standards. You can't expect to be the best at everything.

LUCIFER: I will have more attainable standards than anyone else by this time next week.

[dcvilgrams]

Lucifer: I want to hear those three little words.

MC: I love you.

Lucifer: That's sweet, but try again.

MC: (sighs) I will behave.

[houselamentation]

MC, at the top of their lungs: Of all the dicks I've taken, yours is by far the biggest! LUCIFER, in the same voice he uses to discuss traffic: Well, it's a pretty big dick.

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[dcvilgrams]

MC: Hey, good morning lover.

Lucifer: Oh, hello.

MC: Gotta say, after last night... I'm a little weak in the knees.

Satan: *slams fridge door shut and stares at them*

Satan: Here's an idea. You walk into a room, you take a quick scan!

[dcvilgrams]

MC: Lucifer, you love me, right?

Lucifer: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.

[dcvilgrams]

the soft is killing meeee~

[houselamentation]

Lucifer: I am your master. Address me as such.

MC: Okay, Such.

[dcvilgrams]

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🎵: what are some song lyrics that make you think of (Xhucifer)?

the last girl and the last reason to make this last for as long as I could first kiss and the first time that I felt connected to anything the weight of water, the way you told me to look past everything I had ever learned the final word in the final sentence you ever uttered to me was love — Make This Go On Forever, Snow Patrol

I wonder if you see my insecurities I try to hide behind I couldn't keep my cool, don't think I had you fooled darling do you mind? (oh oh) — Next to You, Of Rust & Bone

there's a ghost upon the moor tonight now it's in our house when you walked into the room just then it's like the sun came out — Start of Time, Gabrielle Aplin

basic ass self-ship asks to make you go feral | my ask