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I'll be back from it's hiatus, the abridged series will be back.
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Where's xiaolin abridged
I'll be back from it's hiatus, the abridged series will be back.
Jack Spicer hires Chris Chan 🥶
Jack-Off Spicer is an idiot... Abridged Episode 6 of Xiaolin Abridge-nicles coming soon. 🥀
Xiaolin Abridge-nicles - Headcanons 😘✌️
Omi "Virgin" Maguire-Chan
Age: 15
Race: Yellow Caucasian
Personality: The Smartass
Role: The Main Character who is racist prick, virgin, genecide menace.
His Goal: Want to lose his virginity and break the curse.
Likes: His "friends", Women, Hotter Women, Guns, Weed, Drugs, Ping Pong (his brother), Socialism.
Dislikes: Jack-Off Spicer, Raimundo (sometimes), Kimiko, Ping Pong (sometimes), Dojo (sometimes), Losing, Death (sometimes), Chase Young, Shadow Young and Squirrels.
Ping Pong "CEO of the Sex" Maguire-Chan
Age: 13
Race: Asian but yellow as Omi
Personality: The Dumb Chad
Role: The Little Brother Stereotype.
His Goal: Becoming a Dragon Warrior, Take Virginity around the World.
Likes: His friends, Men, Women, Taking Every Virginity, Omi, Kimiko, Furries, Scarlett Johansson.
Dislikes: Jack-Off Spicer, Omi (sometimes), his friends (sometimes), Losing, Chase Young, Shadow Young, People who don't deserve to lose their virginity.
Raimundo "Underdeveloped" Pedrosa
Age: 17-18
Race: White Mexican
Personality: The Dumbass Gentleman
Role: That One Character who redeemed himself in Xiaolin Showdown with redemption until the writers who still tried Raimundo's character poorly in this one.
His Goal: Want to lose his virginity by a male
Likes: Women, Guys, Guns, Weed, Drugs, Ping Pong, Snakes, Cartel stuff, Batman, Spider-Man, Femboys, Furries, Socialism.
Dislikes: Jack-Off Spicer, Omi (sometimes), Kimiko, Backstabbers, Writers, Chase Young, Shadow Young, Wuya and Losing.
Clay "Cowboy" Clitus
Age: 21
Race: White
Personality: The Cowboy
Role: The Farmboy with Family Issues but with a kind heart and loved by everyone.
His Goal: Doing what's best.
Likes: His friends, Beautiful Cowgirls, Taylor Swift, Family, Guns, Fighting, Drugs, Ping Pong, Socialism, Healthcare Food
Dislikes: Jack-Off Spicer, Kimiko, Chase Young, Shadow Young, Patty/Patrick (his brother, sometimes), Omi's bullshit shenanigans.
Kimiko "Bitch" Tohomiko
Age: 17-18
Race: Asian
Personality: A Total Bitch
Role: Bitch but with a kind heart for others.
Her Goal: Making her father happy and Getting along with her older sister.
Likes: Her friends (sometimes), Ping Pong, Omi (sometimes), her family.
Dislikes: Omi, Jack-Off Spicer,
Dojo The "Simp" Dragon
Age: 169 (but acts like 26 year old)
Species: Yellow-Red Dragon
Personality: Obsessive Control-freak
Role: Master Fung's #1 Simp
His Goal: Losing Dragon Virginity to Master Fung.
Fetishes: His Friends, Master Fung's undies
Likes: Master Fung, Master Fung's body, Master Fung's clothes, Master Fung's Beard, Master Fung's food, Master Fung's Hair, Everything about Master Fung, Murdering Fake Master Fung for impersonation by using GUN.
Dislikes: Master Fung Impersonators, Master Fung stealers, Master Fung's EXs, Omi (sometimes), Jack-Off Spicer (sometimes), Chase Young, Shadow Young.
Master Fung
Age: 84
Race: Asian
Personality: Chill Guy, Father Figure and Teacher.
Role: Sense of Xiaolin Gang.
His Goal: None
Likes: His students, Teaching Xiaolin Gang, Loyality, Back Massages, Dojo (sometimes), Caring, Sharing, CornHub, Teaching about Losing Virginity.
Dislikes: Dojo (sometimes), Dojo bothering/annoying him, Jack-Off Spicer (sometimes), Chase Young, Shadow Young, Xiaolin Gang causing chaos and losing his patience.
Wuya "Scary Ass Ghost" Bitch
Age: 200 (human body; 34)
Race: Pale Asian or Caucasian
Personality: Scary-ass annoying bitch
Role: Annoying Villain Sidekick and Jack-Off Spicer's ally
Her Goal: Becoming Human / The Flesh again
Likes: Girls
Dislikes: Jack-Off Spicer, Xiaolin Gang, Master Fung, Dojo, Her Enemies and Backstabbers.
Jack "Jack-Off" Spicer
Age: 25
Race: White Caucasian
Personality: Dumbass Virgin
Role: Xiaolin Gang's Nemesis
His Goal: Getting shenanganwoo(s), Losing his Virginity to Chase Young or idk.
Likes: Girls, Boys, Chase Young, Xiaolin Gang (sometimes but still frenemies), Winning, Drugs, Watching CornHub, Spying/Recording Chase and Shadow's private session (wtf).
Dislikes: Losing, Xiaolin Gang (sometimes), Wuya, Omi (sometimes), Kimiko (sometimes), Raimundo (sometimes), Clay (sometimes), Ping Pong (sometimes), Being Virgin, His Jackbots (sometimes), His RV getting rekt, getting his face ruined, His hair getting messy and Dying.
Chase Young
Age: 277 (Human body; 47)
Race: Pale White Demon.
Personality: Evil
Role: The Main Antagonist
His Goal: Power Against The Xiaolin Gang, Taking over the World, Destroying the Universe.
Likes: Spending time with his "sus" session with Shadow, Winning, Destroying, Causing Chaos, Destroying Lives and Humanity, Human Suffering, Manipulation, Weed, Drugs, Drinking his Soup, Love for Judas, Eating Junk Food (sometimes), His Egg and Being Evil.
Dislikes: Jack-Off Spicer (sometimes), Omi (sometimes), Kimiko (sometimes), Raimundo (sometimes), Clay (sometimes), Ping Pong (sometimes), Master Fung, Dojo, Losing, Being a Cuckold in the Past, Getting rekt and Shadow (sometimes).
Shadow Young
Age: ??? (Human age: 25)
Race: Pale White Demon-Frog Human.
Personality: Natural Evil
Role: The Main Antagonist's Side-kick
Her Goal: Disguised as a Blonde Girl to Destroying Xiaolin Old Temple for Chase, Getting Her Powers Back, On-going Future Redemption Arc and so on.
Likes: Fighting, Destroying Lives, Acting Nice, Winning, Manipulation, Guilt-tripping, her session with Chase Young, eating flies.
Dislikes: Jack-Off Spicer (sometimes), Chase Young (sometimes), Omi, Kimiko, Raimundo, Clay, Ping Pong, Master Fung, Dojo, Losing her Powers, Failing to get her powers, being annoyed, Getting Angry and Chase Young's bullshit shenanigans.
That's pretty much it for Xiaolin Abridge-nicles - Headcanons. ✌️😘
Abridged Jack Spicer's 'Pumped Up Kicks' Song Cover 😅
What do you think of Jack-Off's singing voice? 😅😏
Also Rest in Peace for the 4th time.
Xiaolin Abridge-nicles's Episode 7 is OUT!
Finished working on Episode 7, but good god how I hate working both three abridged projects; Xiaolin Abridge-nicles, Hello Neighbor Abridged and Among Us Abridged... 😒
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This is a wild one and very shocking abridged episode. 😐
The Matrix couldn't handle the Monks but they can handle Jack-Off Spicer. 😅
The most unhinged Abridged Episode ever in Xiaolin Chronicles Abridged. 🥶
Ping Pong is little unhinged, Omi has squirrel-phobia, Dojo's weird obsession with Master Fung but Jack-Off Spicer puns still funny. 🥲