Dumb skit time? Dumb skit time!
[The squads sits in the library, Blake and Yang off at a different table while Weiss and Ruby sit at the same table]
Ruby: Weiss, you're doing that thing again.
Weiss, lowering her book from her face: What thing?
Ruby, in a low whisper: That thing you do when you're trying to look at my sister, but you don't want to make it obvious so you pretend to study.
Weiss, obviously shocked and appalled: W-What? I am doing no such thing.
Ruby: You do it all the time Weiss. In the classroom. In the dorms. During fights.
Weiss, now glancing at Yang's table noticing she's missing: T-that's preposterous. I wouldn't endanger us like that.
Ruby: The worst part of it all for you is... She knows!
Without giving Weiss time to react, Yang appears behind the duo: Hey, Ruby - hey Weiss. Y'know Weiss, if you just needed my help in studying you could've just asked.
Weiss, now red as a lobster: W-wha? I do not need your help Yang Xiao Long, I was merely seeing if you were doing alright!
Ruby mutters under her breath: That's a lie.
Weiss: Quiet, you!
Yang: Oh, well you're in luck. I was hoping the Weiss Schnee could give little ol' me a private tutoring session.
Weiss puts her book down, looking a little embarrassed yet triumphant: Well, you are asking one of the best students at Beacon. I guess I can help you.
Yang says with a grin: Oh, you can help me alright.
Weiss's face turns red once more: What's that supposed to mean?!
Yang takes her leave: Nothing, see ya' then princess.
Ruby: Is this what flirting looks like? I can't tell.
Weiss: That wasn't flirting, you dunce!
Ruby: There's drool on the side of your mouth!
Weiss, frantically wipes her face: You couldn't tell me sooner?!
Ruby: Not while it was happening!!
Blake, now lightly banging her fists on the table to grab the attention of the two with a glare: This is a library. Not a dating service.
Weiss and Ruby bow their heads in shame: Sorry.
Blake: Thank you. By the way Weiss, you really need to be more sneaky about your staring. It weird's me out, but Yang finds it cute.
Ruby: Told you.
Weiss, buries her face in her hands: I hate you all.