#schneenanigans

[weisscoldglare]

Calling it now, Ruby is about to go full Joker

BUt!

but what about Weiss murder clown

[rubyfinallyrose]

[shaezerburn]

Dumb skit time? Dumb skit time!

[The squads sits in the library, Blake and Yang off at a different table while Weiss and Ruby sit at the same table]

Ruby: Weiss, you're doing that thing again.

Weiss, lowering her book from her face: What thing?

Ruby, in a low whisper: That thing you do when you're trying to look at my sister, but you don't want to make it obvious so you pretend to study.

Weiss, obviously shocked and appalled: W-What? I am doing no such thing.

Ruby: You do it all the time Weiss. In the classroom. In the dorms. During fights.

Weiss, now glancing at Yang's table noticing she's missing: T-that's preposterous. I wouldn't endanger us like that.

Ruby: The worst part of it all for you is... She knows!

Without giving Weiss time to react, Yang appears behind the duo: Hey, Ruby - hey Weiss. Y'know Weiss, if you just needed my help in studying you could've just asked.

Weiss, now red as a lobster: W-wha? I do not need your help Yang Xiao Long, I was merely seeing if you were doing alright!

Ruby mutters under her breath: That's a lie.

Weiss: Quiet, you!

Yang: Oh, well you're in luck. I was hoping the Weiss Schnee could give little ol' me a private tutoring session.

Weiss puts her book down, looking a little embarrassed yet triumphant: Well, you are asking one of the best students at Beacon. I guess I can help you.

Yang says with a grin: Oh, you can help me alright.

Weiss's face turns red once more: What's that supposed to mean?!

Yang takes her leave: Nothing, see ya' then princess.

Ruby: Is this what flirting looks like? I can't tell.

Weiss: That wasn't flirting, you dunce!

Ruby: There's drool on the side of your mouth!

Weiss, frantically wipes her face: You couldn't tell me sooner?!

Ruby: Not while it was happening!!

Blake, now lightly banging her fists on the table to grab the attention of the two with a glare: This is a library. Not a dating service.

Weiss and Ruby bow their heads in shame: Sorry.

Blake: Thank you. By the way Weiss, you really need to be more sneaky about your staring. It weird's me out, but Yang finds it cute.

Ruby: Told you.

Weiss, buries her face in her hands: I hate you all.

[the-heart-alchemist]

All the women in the Schnee Family Portrait look annoyed, sad, bored, and so done with everything.

I know right? I wanna meet Mama Schnee to gauge how miserable she is and if she supports her daughters’ rebellious actions.

[thegreatweissshark]

You can’t escape my puns or my love! @nobyas @ookaminoki

Also the game is on ultra settings, it’s so pretty.

[thegreatweissshark]

Ohhh people are going to kill me for what I have in store for this weeks episode of RWBY Schneenanigans. 

[thegreatweissshark]

WhiteRose Forever. :'3