all the vm memes except the moon one pls
☺: for a happy voicemail
“ Hey Bok-Bokkie.. I just wanted to let you know that.. for the first time in my entire life, I slept like a rock, and ..I feel like today is ..the best day..ever.. It’s honestly amazing..Sending my love to you and y’er bru! “
♥ : for a loving voicemail
“ Bokkie I stopped by your job today - and though you weren’t there, I left you a little box of heartshaped candies with a little note- please don’t let your colleagues eat them! “
♚ : for a confessing voicemail
“ So.. okay.. I know this might come as a surprise.. but.. I think.. I’ve actually fallen in love.. So I feel sort of like a liar for having..been so depressing back in London.. but.. shhh.. please.. don’t.. say anything to anyone.. “
☆ : for a drunken voicemail
“ B-b-b-b-b…bok-bokkie.. BOKKKIEEE Where are you.. Bokkie? Do you drink? Shhh shh, no thats a terrible idea. We shouldn’t get the Bokkie drunk- s’bad.. s’naughty. Nope. I LOVE YOU BOKKIE TAKE CARE - sleeeppp welll.. “
✾: for a congratulatory voicemail
“ Well hey there dovey! I’m really proud of you getting employee of the month at the flower shop! I’m taking you out to lunch tomorrow so be free and ready! “
ϟ: for a break up voicemail ( Since they aren’t actually dating this is au )
“ This .. Maggie.. I love you. From the bottom of my heart- but I can’t do this. I want to say I’m that strong person that will always be there for you but I’m struggling with the fact that every day I am terrified you will wake up and not love me anymore, and it’s selfish and I know that but.. I can’t do this..I’m tired of seeing you in pain, in panic and not knowing how to handle it anymore.. Not to mention.. I feel like every time you relapse, that I’m.. suddenly dating someone far..far too young to me- it makes me feel wrong.. I’m sorry to do this to you.. But there is someone better out there for you- than me.. “
♦: for an apologetic voicemail
“ I am so sorry for making you wait the other day Bokkie, I promised to be there to walk you to work and.. I completely got swamped with work. Please please please forgive me.. “
♣: for a sad voicemail
“ I’ve fucked..everything in my life- entirely up.. Bokkie I don’t.. know why you’re even still friends with me.. I don’t.. feel like a good person.. “
☎: for a voicemail not meant for you
“ Listen Romeo.. If you keep writing me this poetry- I’m going to have to come over there and give you something to write new material about.. “
☃: for a holiday-centric voicemail
“ Happy Halloween Bokkie! Thanks again for the amazing costume! Everyone has been laughing and complimenting me on it. You did a great job! “
✉: for a ‘BIG NEWS!’ voicemail
“ I am..pretty much moving in..with the guy I’m into.. This is crazy.. Bokkie.. I don’t know what’s going on! But I’m so ..excited for this! AAHHH! It’s so crazy! “
♫: for a vague voicemail
“ It’s nothing to do with you. It has nothing at all to do with you. It will always be them, Bokkie. Please don’t forget that.. “
