I
NEED
A
Flower Husbands AU! inwhich Scott is sick and tired of trying to chase Jimmy so he decides to fake date one of his bestie.
Which bestie you may ask?
MILO. YOU KNOW. FROM WITCHCRAFT
And it's going 💅SMOOTHLY😏, like he's getting Xoronth in on this long-term prank, he's getting Scar and Cleo to convince the hermitcraft that they're legit, he gets Tubbo to act like Scott's gonna adopt him BECAUSE YOU KNOW HE'D BE DOWN FOR THAT PRANK
The motherfucking works people!
They're getting closer and closer... until Jimmy's jealousy becomes apparent
And literally everyone but Jimmy can see that Scott is doing this for his attention, until one day Jimmy just confesses and after some back and forth
BAM HAPPY ENDING YOUR WELCOME!












