#xpeachhime

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TEAM BATTLE

Intro:

You’re makin’ the princess take off her earrings. That alone shows the death penalty.

Let’s show em’ our version of hell!

Giving a thanks to your muse:

Geeze that one hurts like a bitch. Owe ya for that quick save princess.

Need help from your muse:

And I’m the one suppose to be having her back. Ey Princess, a lil help!?

When your muse is defeated during the battle while I stand alone:

Congratulations. You lost any hope of winning after pulling that!

No Mercy.

Victory:

Can we go eat now? This gauntlet run is starvin’ me.

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-stabs him repeatedly- DUMB HOBAG D<

$#@$@%@$#%@$

[turtle-tyrant]

Hey, Bowsy... Bake me a cake!

Bake you a cake?...

Bake you a cake!?

It's my birthday! You're supposed to bake ME a cake!

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Four beings have entered Hyrule Castle.

『I welcome thee to the land of Hyrule,

     A land of chivalry and valour; of

     Power, Courage and Wisdom.』

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littlestwanderer.

thestolenmaskofaqueen.

xpeach-hime.

delinquentdevil.

"--oh...hello."

The fatigue in her system was expressed through her stance: there was a slump in her shoulders, a dull look in her eyes - which were lacking their usual lustre - and her face held a look of drowsiness. Indeed, she was tired, but that wasn't an excuse to not greet her guest.

"Do you," she wanted to make this short and simple, "need something?"

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-blows up inbox- Hi... How are ya?

“You tell me, ‘Ms.Wants a Delinquent on a stripper pole.’” After that spoken thought, he snorted softly.

“Swore I never would’ve guessed that would be the sorta thing you’re into.”

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-sets up a pole... ties a string of oreos to it- Now we wait...

.. …….

-Rips the oreos off the said pole.-

You.. -Brow twitch.-

You just don’t go and waste friggin good food this way! How many times is it gonna take for ya to get the hint across!?

It’s one helluva pipe dream!

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Addiction

“Bowser, it’s time.”

There were no words that needed to be said about this sudden event. They didn’t need to put this into words. As much as Oga despised to admit it, him and Bowser were alike in plenty of ways. For example, unnatural events to scales of pure retardation appeared before their eyes at the tip of a hat.

Now Oga has attained a craving. A craving for..

This work of art.

Yet, how to go about this? Oga didn’t know how to actually apply this craving into the means that would achieve satisfaction. That’s when it started to be heard. The deep base beat and following instrumentals that always gave away the hint to one man, who knew how to deal with such addictions.

“D O Double G, Babay.”

“What’chu smokin’ on?”

Welcome to the future of why M!A’s are rarely done by me.

[theperfectcomputer]

[It took a good couple of days, but TEC-XX's robotic avatar finally reached the capital city of Toad Town. He passed wordlessly through the small streets of town, occasionally gaining brief odd glances from the locals. Of all the strange things they've seen, they'd never seen anything quite like him before.]

[In due time, he reached the front courtyard of Mushroom Castle, just north of Toad Town, and approached the large double doors where two guards stood.]

Greetings. I am the TEC-XX, more commonly known as TEC. I would like to request an audience with Princess Peach.

[The two guards exchanged somewhat wary glances.]

Guard #1: Ummm... You're going to have to pass some clearance before you can talk to the princess, sir.

Guard #2: Yeah... We can't exactly let just anybody near her...