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"August" by (me) @xpurdyglambertx , art by @yoannspn

Written for @wincestreversebang !

Rating - Explicit

Word Count - 12.6k

Pairing - Dean Winchester/Sam Winchester

Warnings - none

"Can you imagine? You, me, Cas, toes in the sand, couple of them little umbrella drinks. Matching Hawaiian shirts, obviously." What would've happened if Dean had survived the season 15 finale? Well, this is my fix-it fic interpretation, Wincest style! For the Wincest Reverse Bang, 2025. . The Winchesters had had a long year dealing with Dean's recovery after the incident on their last hunt. Now that Dean's health is in the clear, it's time to celebrate, and the boys (and Miracle!) finally get that beach day they'd always dreamt of.

I gotta absolutely shower the artist in praise for these stunning art pieces he has created for this Bang! I saw his art piece in the lineup and knew I had to have it! After Joan read my fic, he created the pairing "post card" looking art piece with Miracle's paw print on it! The art over all couldn't be more perfect, and he was the best partner I could've asked for!

Link to their art post here!

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"Puns and Playtime"

Fic and Art by me! @xpurdyglambertx

Word Count: 1.6k

Pairing: Castiel/Dean Winchester

Summary: Dean loves Christmas, so much so that he talks Castiel into dressing up for some festive roleplay... with a heavy dose of really bad holiday puns.

Written for the @spnfanficpond 's Holiday Writing Challenge!

Castiel's breath hitches, his body growing taut under Dean's touch. He grabs a handful of the hunter's ass, pulling him closer. "You're an absolute tease..." His words are low and guttural, his voice betraying the hunger within him. His other hand moves to cup Dean's cheek, thumb running along his plush bottom lip. "Careful now... You may just end up on the naughty list.” Dean's smile broadens with a laugh, flashing his pearly white teeth as he runs a hand up Castiel's chest. “Mmn, now that's more like it, Santa.”

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“Wet Dream” by @xpurdyglambertx

☪ Rating: Explicit

☪ Word Count: 825

☪ Pairing: Dean Winchester/Alien-Monster

☪ Summary: Dean gets pumped full of eggs on a hunt gone wrong… Or does he?

The alien shudders against him with a wet, rhythmic pulse, its grotesque appendage buried deep inside Dean’s body. And then he can feel it—what exactly the fucker is doing. Each throb is accompanied by a sickening, thick pressure as something round and heavy- eggs, are forced into him. 

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"Come As You Are, As You Were, As I Want You To Be"

By @xpurdyglambertx

Written for @chevroletdean 's Dicey Follower Celebration!

Pairing: Castiel/Dean Winchester

Rating: Teen & Up Audiences

Word Count: 2k

Sam, Dean, and Cas go to some country bar after a hunt to unwind before they go to the next motel. In walks some dude named Julian, who gets a little too smitten with Cas for what Dean is comfy with. Jealousy ensues, insecurities show, then a love confession sealed with a kiss. And of course, some younger sibling shenanigans from Sam.

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"Sugar, Sugar"

Story by me! @xpurdyglambertx , with art by @entropic-saudade (thank you sooooo much for the incredible art saudade!!!)

Beta: @justwhisperingfantasies , candygramme (discord)

Fic Summary: Jeffrey Dean Morgan was the founder and CEO of a men's lifestyle magazine, a self-made multimillionaire who worked with high-profile clients and was a part of many celebrity circles - everyone's dream man. Yet he seemed to take a special interest in a much younger camboy from Texas, which leads to a wild and sexy vacation with the two of them in Bora Bora.

Link to Art: AO3

Link to Fic: AO3

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"Her"

Story and Art by me! @xpurdyglambertx

Word Count: 2.4k

Pairing: Dean Winchester/John Winchester

Warnings: Dubcon/Noncon

Summary: John Winchester didn’t know how to mourn. Not in the way normal people did. For him, grief wasn’t tears and eulogies—it was bullets and vengeance. Every hunt, every monster he put down, every sleepless night spent poring over lore books was his way of screaming into the void.

OR

John loses his mind a bit after Sam leaves for Stanford, and in his fragile and drunken mental state, he coerces Dean to dress like Mary in an attempt to heal his aching heart.

His eyes caught on a display of wigs and makeup, then the rows of women's undergarments. Something in his mind—the whiskey, perhaps, or the grief—clicked. Before he knew what he was doing, he'd grabbed the wig, the nightgown, the makeup… He paid with cash, shoving everything into a brown paper bag before he trudged back to the Impala. The car swayed between road lanes as he drove back to the motel; it was a miracle he didn't get pulled over or hit somebody. He had one hand on the wheel, and the other held the cheap blonde wig clenched in his fist, the synthetic hairs mashed against his nose as he breathed it in, tears running down his face.

All art created via photoshop and procreate. Do not save to repost, steal, or alter. You may support me by reblogging my post here on tumblr!

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“The New Receptionist Is A Whore” by @xpurdyglambertx

☪ Rating: Explicit

☪ Word Count: 996

☪ Pairing: Castiel/Dean Winchester

☪ Summary: Dean is the new receptionist, and his boss is quick to break him in.

Dean attempts a response; it’s whimpered gibberish, and Castiel delivers a firm slap to the man's cheek, immediately gripping his jaw to bring Dean's gaze back to his own. “Open,” he snarls simply, and Dean doesn't hesitate to reply, his mouth opening wide and obscenely whorish. And Castiel spits into that pretty gape, slapping him again as his hips jackhammer into the man's pliable flesh with renewed vigor.

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My next big fic is here! 25 chapters and 112k words!

"Until I Found You"

A destiel omegaverse fic! Updating weekly!

Alpha Castiel Novak is a single father raising his son Jack. He works nights at the local Gas-n-Sip and runs himself into the ground trying to support his family.

Dean Winchester is a transgender omega trying to support his little brother and sick father via sex work.

When their paths cross, Castiel finds Dean's temptation near unbearable, and Dean, despite every instict telling him otherwise, has to slowly learn to trust this alpha to keep his family afloat.

This story is completely finished in my Google docs and will be consistently updated! Please read and follow along with Dean and Cas' crazy journey!

Click >>here<< to be linked to the fic!