There were a number of things that literally protruded from this kid, things that were taking up Green’s field of view without his consent. He could of course start with the outfit; those pants didn’t look like they could breathe at all, and the jacket looked like a cue ball biker had shared their tailor with a magician. His hair looked like a safety hazard, and those colors couldn’t be easy to maintain. He honestly had to hand it to the guy; guts were required to pull a look like that off. It still gave Green a wave of second-hand embarrassment, but he won’t tell people how to live their life.
Glancing down, he notices Growlithe panting up a storm. He’d have to make a point of getting a grooming brush to aid the shedding process. He then pokes at aforementioned stranger on the shoulder blade.