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( married life meme ) - xrcmanova
Who was the one to propose: Steve okay but it’d be like a really shitty proposal like he asks her when they’re in the shower together or something. (But then he’d get a ring and stuff and do it properly).
Who stressed more over wedding planning: Ahmm Nat
Who decorated the house: Steve IN RED WHITE AND BLUE
Who is more organized: Hmm Steve, marginally, maybe?
Who initiates bedroom fun: Both, but Nat takes the gold here with waiting behind closed doors wITH HER LEGS SPREAD WIDE OPEN JESUS CHRIST
Who suggested kids first: Uhhhhh. So maybe Natasha sees Steve playing with someone else’s kid and is like I want one and Steve is like yes pls? Or maybe it wasn’t even suggested.... Yeah I feel like that would be more likely. WHOOPS WE’RE PREGNANT HUNNY
Who’s more dominant: ajfjgdk Steve? but I guess it depends on the night. (Or day, whatever).
Who’s the cuddler: Steve
What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: Attempting to cook? lol
Who kills the spiders: No one kills spiders, spiders are safely taken outside and allowed to live out their lives
Who falls asleep first: If it’s after sex, Steve. But otherwise...Nat?
Who is louder? Steve is looooud
Who is more experimental? Natasha though Steve is 145% on board
Do they fuck or make love? BOTH
Who is more likely to be caught masturbating? HmmmM IDK I feel Natasha would, but makes it really obvious so Steve will come a running not wanting to miss the fun
Who comes first? Depeeends. Steve
Who is better at oral and who prefers it? Ahh okay Steve loves eating pussy okay it’s like his second favourite thing in the world next to jumping off planes. Nat gives amazing blow jobs though
Who usually initiates things? Nat
Who is more sensitive? Likeeee sensually? Steve
Who has the most patience? Also Steve.
