#xsomi

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Officer 2 and officer 2.5 version Omi older

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Me when I see that raimundo betrayed me

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When Dashi thinks to throw Dojo into a roof😂😂😂😂

Omi: what in the heck is he thinking about?

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Jermaine: you know why I like calling Dashi sushi?

Omi: Why?

Jermaine: ‘Cause he looks like a sushi

*Omi and Jermaine laughing too hard*

Dashi: And guess what kid, I hate when they’re calling me that damn name like that’s not even my name

Boomer: Dashi it’s just your nickname

Dashi: No nickname no nothing, my real name is grand master Dashi with the d and the a okay? Better get those minds clear

Eon: Nobody cares *rolls eyes*

Clay: Dashi gettin’ mad like a coyote tryin’ to find their way out

Jack spicer: huh?

Eon: You did understand makeup boy

Jack spicer: Bitch it’s Jack spicer to you you piece of shit

*Grabs* Eon: CALL ME PIECE OF SHIT ONE MORE DAMN TIME!

Jack spicer:

Jack Spicer: Nevermind T•T

XC Chase: Eon I heard that you disliked me too much since we were kids and I want to know why you disliked me is it because I was good enough or is it because I was better than you?

Eon: For the hundredth time Chase I don’t dislike you how am I going to dislike you. You’re my little brother how the hell am I going to dislike you what is wrong with you?

XC Chase: My bad I just wanted to know

Eon: Okay now you know

Dojo: Not to be rude or anything, but Chase most of the xiaolin life was jealous of you

Eon: He’s not now he was like that cause he was angry at that time

Dojo: Okay

Boomer: I’m sorry Dashi for calling you names I didn’t know you were going to be angry about it

Dashi: I’ll let it slide this time okay? But don’t do it again, and that goes for you Omi and Jermaine

Omi and Jermaine: Okay grand master

*Later*

Kimiko: Moshi Moshi dad it’s Kimiko I just wanted to see if you’re still open for going to the festival let me know bye!

Omi: Can I go to this festival pls Kimiko

Kimiko: It’s only adults can go sorry Omi

Omi: Damn it! But can you at least bring me something? I haven’t going to a festival for a whole decade pls bring me something

Kimiko: Okay I’ll bring something

Omi: Thanks Kimi!

Eon: What’s going on in here?

Raimundo: Nothing?

Eon: Then why do I hear Ping Pong talking by himself

*Everyone stares at Ping Pong*

Ping pong: Why is everyone looking at me like that? Did I do something wrong or what?

Clay: Why u talkin’ by yourself?

Ping pong: Because I can it’s my damn body even I listen to voices in my head I can still talk to myself

Clay: Okay whatever

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At home

Dashi: Hey Chase who the hell ate my pasta

XC Chase: Not me ask Eon or Omi

Omi: First of all I do not ate so damn pasta from nobody that maybe is Dojo cause he eats people’s food

Boomer: What the hell’s going on y’all

Dashi: Some dumbass here ate my damn pasta and I’m trying to figure out who was it ……. Maybe it was you blondie

Boomer: Hell no it wasn’t me

Dashi: Then who was it?

*Dashi looks at Guan*

Dashi: GUAN!!

Guan: I can explain I was hungry and I saw this pasta and decided to eat it like I was so hungry

Eon: See? And he’s putting the blame on us

Dashi: Whatever

Ping pong: Grand master you should not put the blame on people that haven’t touch or ate your pasta like that’s ridiculous

XC Omi: Shut up ping pong like you talk too much