#y3llowjackets

[mariadidntcountmein]

"I'm a 25 year old wrestling fan.", he typed accidentally. His fingers slightly over reaching the 1 and 4 keys. He stopped and thought to himself, "that's enough trying for one day", and typed, "kill yourself dumb c***" for the 30th time.

I mean, I feel so sorry for him. It must be such a hard life when you’re a Serious Wrestling Fan and then you come across someone like me who, really, is just a dumb cunt😔

[blazehedgehog]

Kind of a follow up to the female character design question, what are your top 5 favorite female characters in video games?

Y’know, I’ve never really thought about having a “top 5″ in this category. Hmmm…

Obviously, Chun-li makes the list. I don’t know when, but at some point she just became the go-to character I use in Street Fighter, though she’s kind of weird in SF4.

Maybe Samus Aran, though I waffle back and forth on whether or not she’s a stereotype. That’s mostly because of Zero Suit Samus, who I’m very suspicious of – I know we had the “Justin Bailey” stuff for a while, but Nintendo really started pushing the Zero Suit as “ooh, isn’t Samus sexy?” to appeal to the Japanese market, where Metroid historically didn’t sell very well. Which makes her feel icky. I just don’t like it when they push her sex appeal to the front like that, especially with Other M also doubling down on the monotone, droning voice. It feels too trope-y. But the character can still be cool, sometimes.

Morrigan from Darkstalkers can be pretty cool if handled correctly. Like with Samus, I guess it’s about how much people are going to focus on her as a sex object. Morrigan is a succubus, though, so her whole thing is sex. It’s much more in-character. I just think she has a cool design. The bat wings in her hair are a nice touch, and she can be a fun character otherwise (I like her in crossover settings, like Puzzle Fighter, where she changes her clothing to mock or cheer on other characters).

I like Zoey from Left 4 Dead. I like that they paint her as a horror movie buff. Valve was, at least for a while, pretty good at making women with three-dimensional personalities. Zoey isn’t defined by being “the only girl.” One of my favorite lines is from I think Blood Harvest – “A cabin in the middle of nowhere? I know how this movie ends.”

Fifth pick… I dunno, Bayonetta, I guess. There’s a great debate over whether or not Bayonetta is too fanservice-y but it never actually bothered me, because the fanservice to me feels like kind of like a joke. It’s SO insane, SO over the top, that it loops back around to just being funny, to me. Beyond the fanservice, Bayonetta is cool, confident, and powerful, and I like that. I prefer the Bayonetta 1 design, but I’m not against the short hair (more the weird tassels or trim or whatever she has on her shoulders and arms in Bayo 2).

[ahdor]

My buddy pal guy @y3llowjackets just tagged me in a ask post(he may be in the drunk stage of drinking). 

Once you get this you have to say five things you like about yourself, publicly. Then, you have to send this to- or tag- ten of your favorite followers 🌸 

1. My artistic skills in a needle and ink, even though I’m still somehow in denial about being creative.

2. Got that memory of a selective sponge... Catch me saying lines before they’re said in things.

3. My strength and spunk. 

4. A sense of humour few have, but many understand. 

5. Ability to harmonize once I’ve figured out the singer/band. 

tagging some folks because I don’t wanna send asks rn. @softly-into-dirt @qujq @nerdsigh @p-sychotique @juleboy @reclusify @bonesweep @schoollay @stray-demons @kautiously and anyone that wants to do this tbh, just tag me so I can so your answers you rad folks! 👌🏻

[moonflaws]

Is this idea good or trash; create a fake porn bot account but all the links actually lead to interesting subjects or just weird stock photos.

good idea, except no one would click the links bc they think it would be a spam bot

[uiruu]

y3llowjackets replied to your post “evo makes some shitty decisions and their figurehead, Mr Wizard, is a...”

I sincerely didn't know this and would like to know more

woah i have no idea what that was in reference to

that was from a long time ago i think

[pearlxscence]

Why are you such a cute babe?? It important what's the secret?

Being constantly covered in a thin layer of dry shampoo and tears

[rosevalntne-blog]

y3llowjackets replied to your photoset: luv

Still hecking adorable

@y3llowjackets fanks pal :^)

[wiltingbloom]

y3llowjackets replied to your photo:Can I be the one you always need?

so cute!

ahhh!! bless thank you lovely!! 💘