#ya boi zero

[landmine-dancer]

happyyyy birthday~ !! i admittedly didn't know it was yer bday,, but im glad i know nyaow ! i hope ya will let me celebrate all the same (^w^)/

thanks dude. celebrate if you want sorry I'm not good at conversation have a good day

[ikebanaka]

Lelouch: *chooses a shield as his weapon*

Everyone else: he must be planning to commit suicide

Lelouch: *turns the battlefield into a ramp and uses the shield to skateboard literally into the enemy’s face*

Lelouch: later bitches ya boi Zero out

[landmine-dancer]

feeling like a pretty princess

-zero

[landmine-dancer]

chat I cut? bit or something the inside of our lip yesterday and it's like super swollen properly because I decided in my infinite wisdom earlier today that biting at it was a fantastic idea it was in fact not....

anyway any ideas on how to uh clear this up before bunny comes back and kicks my ass. she probably wouldn't have minded so much but because she's getting our tongue pierced next weekend she's super pissy about everything and wants "our mouth too look pretty to our piercer"

how does one make their mouth pretty?

-zero

[landmine-dancer]

I really want a drink

[landmine-dancer]

I say badly because normally when we're really depressed we tend to sit on the floor and cry. I mean I did cry but that was because I was left with my thoughts

[landmine-dancer]

just had my second shower in 3 days I'm either doing really well or really badly

[landmine-dancer]

zeros on a bender lee me the fuck alone I'm an adult we can drink so hop off my dick okay?

I'm alowd to drink as much as I want it's none of your business now that you've pissed me off I'll do more shots